General UK politics VIII - The Last Tory

[P.J. Denyer]

If I was terminal, my last wish would be for Farage to visit me, so I could tell him to ◊◊◊◊ right off before I die.

At least a couple of minutes in his company would make death seem a preferable option. Every time I see him on TV I wish for the sweet release of death, not for myself obviously but the principle holds.

 

[Andy_Ross]

I always assumed the Star in the East was more impressive than a framed picture on the wall. But then I ain't no theologian I guess.

Jewish propaganda apparently

Dale is Senior Pastor at King's Way Church in Prescott, Arizona and author of a book called The Israel Delusion.

Dale Partridge
@dalepartridge
Hmmm… a six-point star.
I wonder who is behind this racial propaganda.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Nick E. Fingaz
@StickyFingaz47
Why is Jesus black? Pontius Pilate described him as having golden hair.

 

[Mojo]

At least a couple of minutes in his company would make death seem a preferable option. Every time I see him on TV I wish for the sweet release of death, not for myself obviously but the principle holds.

Well, you saw the effect Liz Truss had on the Queen.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Nick E. Fingaz
@StickyFingaz47
Why is Jesus black? Pontius Pilate described him as having golden hair.

Nick probably thinks He was born in Bethlehem

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Well, you saw the effect Liz Truss had on the Queen.

Had the effect been mutual I suspect Liz would have willingly made the sacrifice.

 

[zooterkin]

Nick E. Fingaz
@StickyFingaz47
Why is Jesus black? Pontius Pilate described him as having golden hair.

Not something I remember hearing before.

 

[Wudang]

The only reference I can find to golden hair is the Song of Solomon.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Possibly the Letter of Lentulus or the Anaphora Pilati, both of which are certainly fakes but describe him as having hazel hair.

 

[Mojo]

Not something I remember hearing before.

Well, he couldn't have said it was brown.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

I wonder how many of these there are?

Nigel Farage visits children, and then they die. Multiple sources appear to confirm the same thing. Seems legit.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Had the effect been mutual I suspect Liz would have willingly made the sacrifice.

I've just realised how little sense this makes outside my head. I meant Queen Liz not Mary Liz.

 

[Darat]

Another one with exactly the same story and pictures.

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I am certain that is entirely real, after all it is well known that Farage has problems holding the human shape, especially the hands.

 

[LDE1976]

And thanks to their parents' honest but catastrophic mistake, that virtual child never did get to meet Kermit.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Does that include your dad?

Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
I really wish they’d ban the roving gangs of migrant rapists and groomers. Apparently their priorities are elsewhere.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2004905867599364216

 

[Andy_Ross]

Darren 'crafty' Grimes has deleted every Tweet he’s ever done relating to tax before August 2025.
That's the time he stopped promising to everyone that Reform would cut local taxes when they got elected.

You can still see replies, but his posts are missing.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Darren 'crafty' Grimes has deleted every Tweet he’s ever done relating to tax before August 2025.
That's the time he stopped promising to everyone that Reform would cut local taxes when they got elected.

You can still see replies, but his posts are missing.

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He's going to end up in the stocks in the town square, pantsless.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Chris Reform UK
@ChrisWrightson6
It has been leaked that Nigel Farage and his lovely wife secretly paid for Christmas dinner for every pensioner in a small coastal town, arranging turkey, trimmings and mince pies to be delivered on Christmas Eve with no name attached.

Staff were told to say the food came ‘from someone who didn’t want thanks, just a proper Christmas’ and the only clue was a handwritten note in each bag: Keep warm, put the kettle on, and Merry Christmas

@Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk you are a true gentleman…

https://twitter.com/x/status/2004958674163220595

 

[Norman Alexander]

Chris Reform UK
@ChrisWrightson6
It has been leaked that Nigel Farage and his lovely wife secretly paid for Christmas dinner for every pensioner in a small coastal town, arranging turkey, trimmings and mince pies to be delivered on Christmas Eve with no name attached.

Staff were told to say the food came ‘from someone who didn’t want thanks, just a proper Christmas’ and the only clue was a handwritten note in each bag: Keep warm, put the kettle on, and Merry Christmas

@Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk you are a true gentleman…

https://twitter.com/x/status/2004958674163220595

Were the only "pensioners" in that small coastal town...Nigel Farage and his lovely wife?

 

[steenkh]

Chris Reform UK
@ChrisWrightson6
It has been leaked that Nigel Farage and his lovely wife secretly paid for Christmas dinner for every pensioner in a small coastal town, arranging turkey, trimmings and mince pies to be delivered on Christmas Eve with no name attached.

Staff were told to say the food came ‘from someone who didn’t want thanks, just a proper Christmas’ and the only clue was a handwritten note in each bag: Keep warm, put the kettle on, and Merry Christmas

@Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk you are a true gentleman…

https://twitter.com/x/status/2004958674163220595

Of course it has been leaked. If it was not leaked, there wouldn't be any reason for Farage to pay for the Christmas dinner,

The leak does not mention which "small coastal town" is involved, so we can safely assume that the event never happened.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Whose wife?

 

[Mojo]

The leak does not mention which "small coastal town" is involved, so we can safely assume that...

...it wasn't Clacton.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

He's going to end up in the stocks in the town square, pantsless.

Why? Is it his birthday?

 

[Norman Alexander]

Why? Is it his birthday?

No, but it could be everyone else's.

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

Possibly the Letter of Lentulus or the Anaphora Pilati, both of which are certainly fakes but describe him as having hazel hair.

Which doesn't imply blonde, given hazel is a mid brown.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Which doesn't imply blonde, given hazel is a mid brown.

No, but I don't expect him to have actually read them, they are however flattering descriptions attributed to Pilot and Hazel is lighter than the very dark brown/black hair that accurate pictures of Judeans at the time had.

 

[zooterkin]

Reform candidate for Mayor of Hampshire and Solent, Chris Parry, says asylum seekers converting to Christianity should eat pork for a month beforehand.

Reform’s Chris Parry under fire again for ‘unacceptable’ comments saying non-Christians should eat bacon

Nigel Farage has already faced multiple calls to sack Parry over his remarks

leftfootforward.org

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Reform candidate for Mayor of Hampshire and Solent, Chris Parry, says asylum seekers converting to Christianity should eat pork for a month beforehand.

Reform’s Chris Parry under fire again for ‘unacceptable’ comments saying non-Christians should eat bacon

Nigel Farage has already faced multiple calls to sack Parry over his remarks

leftfootforward.org

Eat pork? You mean just like Jesus didn't?

 

[zooterkin]

More on Nigel Brownshirt's School Days from Chloe Deakin, who was the teacher who wrote a letter at the time objecting to Farage being made a prefect due to his bullying and racist abuse.

Excerpt from her recent letter.

...
It has taken time and courage for these men to speak out – courage which has, however, been met with derision and dismissal by Farage, Reform and some media commentators, who have described Farage’s words as playground “banter” and former pupils’ words as politically-motivated “smears”.

The word “banter” generally carries the sense of a playful, teasing or good-humoured exchange: but there was nothing playful, teasing, good-humoured nor reciprocal, about Farage’s attacks, as reported by former pupils who suffered them.

Similarly, the word “smear” carries the sense of a false accusation or slander, intended to harm a reputation: but there was nothing false about the reports relating to Farage that I recorded in 1981. Recent reports are consistent with those.

Meanwhile, Farage himself has claimed (BBC, 24 November 2025) that he “never directly racially abused anybody … by taking it out on an individual on the basis of who they are or what they are” and that he would “never, ever do it [ie use racial abuse] in a hurtful or insulting way”.

His statement is inconsistent with the multiple accounts of his targeted behaviour; and I am at a loss to understand how racial abuse could be used in any way that was not hurtful or insulting. (In the same interview, Farage also cited free speech – “Sometimes you say things that people don’t like” – as a defence. “Free speech” seems to have become, for some, a justification for saying anything to, or about, anyone.)
...

‘Of course he abused pupils’: ex-Dulwich teacher speaks out about Farage racism claims

Exclusive: Chloë Deakin tells how she wrote to Dulwich college master to argue against Farage’s nomination as prefect

www.theguardian.com

 

[Andy_Ross]

Reform candidate for Mayor of Hampshire and Solent, Chris Parry, says asylum seekers converting to Christianity should eat pork for a month beforehand.

Reform’s Chris Parry under fire again for ‘unacceptable’ comments saying non-Christians should eat bacon

Nigel Farage has already faced multiple calls to sack Parry over his remarks

leftfootforward.org

Doesn't the Bible have a bit about not eating pork?

 

[Norman Alexander]

Doesn't the Bible have a bit about not eating pork?

And assorted shellfish too, as I vaguely recall.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Doesn't the Bible have a bit about not eating pork?

I'm sure that was one of the bits where God was just kidding.

 

[Mojo]

I'm sure that was one of the bits where God was just kidding.

Like that bit about not bearing false witness.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Like that bit about not bearing false witness.

And the LORD dids't say unto Mose 'Just kidding Bro!'

 

[Jack by the hedge]

And the LORD dids't say unto Mose 'Just kidding Bro!'

No, that was definitely to Abraham.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Nigel Farage MP
@Nigel_Farage
I have reported Alaa Abd el-Fattah to counter-terrorism police.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Rupert Lowe MP
@RupertLowe10
Being a British citizen doesn't make you British.

 

[LDE1976]

Rupert Lowe MP
@RupertLowe10
Being a British citizen doesn't make you British.

Being British doesn't make you not a ****.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

No, that was definitely to Abraham.

"Oh ◊◊◊◊. Too late!"


And

"You cut the end off your..... FFS man! I WAS OBVIOUSLY TAKING THE PISS!"

 

[Carrot Flower King]

Being British doesn't make you not a ****.

While being Rupert Lowe definitely does make you a ◊◊◊◊ !