General UK politics VIII - The Last Tory

[P.J. Denyer]

If I was terminal, my last wish would be for Farage to visit me, so I could tell him to ◊◊◊◊ right off before I die.

At least a couple of minutes in his company would make death seem a preferable option. Every time I see him on TV I wish for the sweet release of death, not for myself obviously but the principle holds.

 

[Andy_Ross]

I always assumed the Star in the East was more impressive than a framed picture on the wall. But then I ain't no theologian I guess.

Jewish propaganda apparently

Dale is Senior Pastor at King's Way Church in Prescott, Arizona and author of a book called The Israel Delusion.

Dale Partridge
@dalepartridge
Hmmm… a six-point star.
I wonder who is behind this racial propaganda.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Nick E. Fingaz
@StickyFingaz47
Why is Jesus black? Pontius Pilate described him as having golden hair.

 

[Mojo]

At least a couple of minutes in his company would make death seem a preferable option. Every time I see him on TV I wish for the sweet release of death, not for myself obviously but the principle holds.

Well, you saw the effect Liz Truss had on the Queen.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Nick E. Fingaz
@StickyFingaz47
Why is Jesus black? Pontius Pilate described him as having golden hair.

Nick probably thinks He was born in Bethlehem

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Well, you saw the effect Liz Truss had on the Queen.

Had the effect been mutual I suspect Liz would have willingly made the sacrifice.

 

[zooterkin]

Nick E. Fingaz
@StickyFingaz47
Why is Jesus black? Pontius Pilate described him as having golden hair.

Not something I remember hearing before.

 

[Wudang]

The only reference I can find to golden hair is the Song of Solomon.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Possibly the Letter of Lentulus or the Anaphora Pilati, both of which are certainly fakes but describe him as having hazel hair.

 

[Mojo]

Not something I remember hearing before.

Well, he couldn't have said it was brown.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

I wonder how many of these there are?

Nigel Farage visits children, and then they die. Multiple sources appear to confirm the same thing. Seems legit.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Had the effect been mutual I suspect Liz would have willingly made the sacrifice.

I've just realised how little sense this makes outside my head. I meant Queen Liz not Mary Liz.

 

[Darat]

Another one with exactly the same story and pictures.

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I am certain that is entirely real, after all it is well known that Farage has problems holding the human shape, especially the hands.

 

[LDE1976]

And thanks to their parents' honest but catastrophic mistake, that virtual child never did get to meet Kermit.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Does that include your dad?

Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
I really wish they’d ban the roving gangs of migrant rapists and groomers. Apparently their priorities are elsewhere.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2004905867599364216

 

[Andy_Ross]

Darren 'crafty' Grimes has deleted every Tweet he’s ever done relating to tax before August 2025.
That's the time he stopped promising to everyone that Reform would cut local taxes when they got elected.

You can still see replies, but his posts are missing.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Darren 'crafty' Grimes has deleted every Tweet he’s ever done relating to tax before August 2025.
That's the time he stopped promising to everyone that Reform would cut local taxes when they got elected.

You can still see replies, but his posts are missing.

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He's going to end up in the stocks in the town square, pantsless.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Chris Reform UK
@ChrisWrightson6
It has been leaked that Nigel Farage and his lovely wife secretly paid for Christmas dinner for every pensioner in a small coastal town, arranging turkey, trimmings and mince pies to be delivered on Christmas Eve with no name attached.

Staff were told to say the food came ‘from someone who didn’t want thanks, just a proper Christmas’ and the only clue was a handwritten note in each bag: Keep warm, put the kettle on, and Merry Christmas

@Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk you are a true gentleman…

https://twitter.com/x/status/2004958674163220595

 

[Norman Alexander]

Chris Reform UK
@ChrisWrightson6
It has been leaked that Nigel Farage and his lovely wife secretly paid for Christmas dinner for every pensioner in a small coastal town, arranging turkey, trimmings and mince pies to be delivered on Christmas Eve with no name attached.

Staff were told to say the food came ‘from someone who didn’t want thanks, just a proper Christmas’ and the only clue was a handwritten note in each bag: Keep warm, put the kettle on, and Merry Christmas

@Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk you are a true gentleman…

https://twitter.com/x/status/2004958674163220595

Were the only "pensioners" in that small coastal town...Nigel Farage and his lovely wife?

 

[steenkh]

Chris Reform UK
@ChrisWrightson6
It has been leaked that Nigel Farage and his lovely wife secretly paid for Christmas dinner for every pensioner in a small coastal town, arranging turkey, trimmings and mince pies to be delivered on Christmas Eve with no name attached.

Staff were told to say the food came ‘from someone who didn’t want thanks, just a proper Christmas’ and the only clue was a handwritten note in each bag: Keep warm, put the kettle on, and Merry Christmas

@Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk you are a true gentleman…

https://twitter.com/x/status/2004958674163220595

Of course it has been leaked. If it was not leaked, there wouldn't be any reason for Farage to pay for the Christmas dinner,

The leak does not mention which "small coastal town" is involved, so we can safely assume that the event never happened.