angrysoba
Philosophile
This is the issue that most interests me.
And me, hence the thread.
This is the issue that most interests me.
He probably had a low IQ and was semi-retarded... Oh wait he was an engineer.
Well, ducks do lay duck eggs which are kinda big.I don't know how someone could **** a duck without doing serious damage.
Heh. You're talking to someone who lives on Waldron Island. No grocery stores, no ferries. I have to swim.
Some zoophiles and researchers draw a distinction between "zoophilia" and "bestiality", using the former to describe the desire to form sexual relationships with animals, and the latter to describe the sex acts alone.[10] Confusing the matter yet further, writing in 1962, Masters used the term "bestialist" specifically in his discussion of zoosadism*(for which, see below), which refers to deriving pleasure (though not necessarily sexual pleasure) from inflicting cruelty to animals.
So, how do you have sex with a mare? Do you always develop an intimate relationship with her first? Is there foreplay?
I’ll tell you about the first time I had sex with my current mare friend. It’s sort of a comedy of errors. So I’d had her for about a year. I had her in the barn. I’d given her food. I’d brushed her, cleaned her under her tail, and cleaned her face. I’d scooped snot out of her nose — we know each other very intimately. We were in a barn with all the lights out and a nice warm heater; it was lovely. So, she was settling in for the night, and I went to the stall and I just sat in the corner. I let her come to me, and that’s one of the things I am very adamant about: I never use a halter or any kind of restraint.
I don't know someone who could **** a duck without doing serious damage.
I was exaggerating about the grocery store - I live on the tip of the Olympic Peninsula - but it sure feels that way sometimes, especially when the wind's gusting at 65 mph.
Back to the OP:
I don't quite understand the difference between a zoophile and beastialist. As far as I can figure, a zoophile wants a relationship with an animal which may include sex while a beastialist just wants to have sex with an animal.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zoophile
But Wiki uses the terms interchangeably so I dunno. It also notes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_zoophilia
Anyway, here's an interview with a self-reported zoophile – the author of the article may be familiar to some:
http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2014/11/what-its-like-to-date-a-horse.html
He goes on to note that he's been married for 19 years and his wife is aware of his zoophilia and is okay with it.
I'm sitting on the fence for now and just reading other peoples' views before voting. And I'm unsure about the consent argument. Would a dog's wagging tail be considered implied consent?
Sigh, I dunno. Maybe you have to have these feeling in order to understand them enough to reason things out. Dogs trying to hump my leg annoy me so it's hard to relate.
He didn't seek medical care for several hours because he was embarrassed.
If he had gone to the ER promptly, and said, "I just got my ass reamed by a horse, and something's not right," he'd be alive today.
If the animal is dead, would that then be a case of necrozoophilia?
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I guess you could say he died of embarrassment. A perverse case of the so-called Streisand effect.
On a similar note, I've heard many times of women rubbing peanut butter on their sensitive parts and having a dog lick them clean. That seems perfectly consensual to me. Are the people who want to outlaw it going to say there's a greater likelihood to transmit germs and disease than having a dog sleep in your bed and lick your face?
Well, ducks do lay duck eggs which are kinda big.
As an aside, duck reproduction in the wild is like rape.
Or maybe there is no problem at all, except that these other things are legal and acceptable?
No. It's real. Mr. Hands. An Engineer. I don't know if he seduced the horse. But he was killed by the horse.
He probably had a low IQ and was semi-retarded... Oh wait he was an engineer.
He didn't seek medical care for several hours because he was embarrassed.
If he had gone to the ER promptly, and said, "I just got my ass reamed by a horse, and something's not right," he'd be alive today.
ETA: I understand his reluctance.
And for the jackpot: The First Case of Homosexual Necrophilia in the Mallard Anas platyrhynchos, winner of the Ig Nobel Prize 2003.