Well, I filled out Anita’s “Volunteer’s Health Form”.
56 check-off boxes, 54 of which apply to me (male).
(BTW, Anita, why are you excluding males from the “breast implant" category? Ever hear of transsexuals (I’ll give you a hint, they’ve been mentioned in this thread
)? Don’t
my pectoral implants count?
)
I checked 31 boxes! I’m relatively healthy, don’t see a doctor (much), and don’t pay much attention to minor discomforts. I haven’t been injured alot, and I’m rarely sick. I’m what most people would call healthy, and I still checked 57% of the possibilities!
Everybody is going to select head, throat, upper and lower abdomen, and ‘stomach’ pain.
Everybody is going to select cough, phlegm, constipation, diarrhea, and nausea.
Almost everyone over 50 is going to add neck, shoulder, wrist, hip, and knee pain.
They’re also going to add bad hearing, dizziness, anxiety, cold hands and feet, and numbness.
Since you won’t count anything you don’t ‘see’ as a miss, all you have to do is play it safe, and pick three things that are ‘sure bets’ for each subject. You may get a (very) few wrong, but you’ll be “amazingly accurate”.
Here’s a helpfully little hint – ask “Do you need reading glasses?” (almost everybody over 50 does). You’ll get a
lot of hits with
that one.
Anita's powers are AMAZING!
She can tell that you've had the health problems that
everyone always has!!11!!eleventy!!1!
ETA: Have ya seen any more 'bony' adam's apples in your wanderings? I'm thinking that maybe it might be some kinda local mutation or sumthin'. Ag chemicals or somesuch. Ya never know. maybe ya oughta contact the local health department. Lives could be at stake. I mean, I know you're modest and all, and you'd never give out health advise, but geez, you've
never been wrong! Just sayin'.
