Hlafordlaes
Disorder of Kilopi
All I know about police matters is that:
- the pickpockets and shell game scammers working tourist areas in the port area of Barcelona gave each cop on their beat €50 a day to look the other way
- the pickpockets are organized and are run by an exceedingly polite Slovenian gent who used to be a customer of mine
- he ordered his guys to be nice to me because, he explained, "You tough guy. Respect."
- the police in my village all wink when they go by, because reasons
- French police routinely beat the ever living hell out of Muslims and Africans, just 'cuz