Perhaps these problems are stemming from the faulty premise that UFOs are "aliens" of a biological nature? The 'ET hypothesis' is falling apart, and so naturally "Abductology" would fall apart as well if it is based on an assumption that the ET hypothesis is valid.
Oh don't get me wrong. The UFO phenomenon is legitimate. Its just that the nature of the phenomenon is not biological and technological as many assume. The true nature of the UFO phenomenon is mystical and psychical. I can't help but wonder how many "Abductologists" have labored under the misdirection of a flawed ET mythology. Operating under that kind of flaw will leave them vulnerable to the true nature of the phenomenon.
So is there a mystical/psychical component to shoving implements up people's butts? That would be a good reason to stay away from mystics/psychics for me. As always, YMMV.
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