Steve: Good afternoon, welcome to "Women's Problems". I'm your host, Steve. With me today, our panel of regulars - Brad.. Mike.. and Craig. Okay, let's get to it, come on we've got a lot of ground to cover..
Mike: Yeah.
Craig: Let's get to it!
Steve: We've got a lot of women's problems to discuss..
Mike: Damn straight! Damn straight!
Brad: Last time, we were talking about problems from women in careers. I've got a couple of things I'd like to get off of my chest.
Steve: Go ahead, man!
Brad: Any woman who wants a career, she's got two problems - 1. her career; 2. this baby thing. I don't care who she is, what she says - there isn't a broad alive who doesn't feel unfulfilled if she doesn't have a baby.
Mike: Damn straight! Damn straight on that! Yes!
Craig: If they could just make a decision and stick to it!
Steve: There you go.
Mike: Exactly, Craig. You get tired of hearing it, man?
Brad: I think I may want a kid.. when I'm 40, late 40's, something like that. If that happens, I'll divorce my wife and marry a girl in her 20's.
Mike: Right on!
Brad: I'll take that chance. That's life. But you're not gonna hear me whining about it all the time.
Steve: Well, that brings up another terrible women's problem - whining. That is a problem
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