Cannibal restaurant.

This thread contains what is quite possibly the largest concentration of bad puns in the history of the universe. I'm afraid that the sheer toxicity of them puts us and the environment in grave risk.

Please, pun responsibly.
 
Normal Dude said:
This thread contains what is quite possibly the largest concentration of bad puns in the history of the universe. I'm afraid that the sheer toxicity of them puts us and the environment in grave risk.

Please, pun responsibly.
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"Bite me!" (John Edward, private communication, Feb. 2002)
 
To put them out of business, just send them psychics and people pushing the 2012 woo. That should eat up the prophets.
 
Big Les said:
No, not a movie title - supposedly an actual restaurant opening in September in Berlin that will feature donated human meat on the menu.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodandd...for-diners-to-donate-body-parts-for-menu.html

I smell a hoax, but googling and a whois on the linked website (it's Tucows-hosted) aren't helping me.
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Supposedly the ball of the palm is tender and delicious.




shemp said:
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Love that one. I'm impressed as to how, even 4 decades later, it holds up as grotesquely offensive.
 
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I was invited a BYOM cannibal cookout, but couldn't attend. I just didn't have the stomach for it.
 
Patron #1: [starts slicing off the end of his finger]

Patron #2: "What are doing?"

Patron #1: "I'm leaving a tip."
 
Tried this place out last night. It was delicious, but I couldn't eat it all in one sitting. Luckily they put the leftovers in a Douggie bag for me.
 
Jonathon Swift's "Modest Proposal" for helping the poor might be a good source for very tender human meat:

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricasie, or a ragoust.
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People in third-world countries could make a substantial income by selling their children, and it will have the added benefit of reducing population growth.
 
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I actually went to that place with my girlfriend.

I remember because she was complaining about my mom when she finally said to me "I hate your mother's guts." So I passed her my plate and said "Here, try my dad's."



...rim shot? Anyone?
 
Big Les said:
Snopes has passed judgement on this one.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/flime.asp

It was vegetarian propaganda all along. Rather weak IMO.
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Yeesh. Well, that was lame. With PETA, for all of their many* faults, at least they use attractive naked women in their silly propaganda efforts.



* many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many
 
I try to donate bit of my body... You know, raise some money...

They reject me and told me I was more appropriate to be served as a special skinny skeleton in some university snack bar...
 
Wrathernaut said:
Tried this place out last night. It was delicious, but I couldn't eat it all in one sitting. Luckily they put the leftovers in a Douggie bag for me.
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My grammy would be proud of you. She did many times, but for the pets.

Anyway, she was a good deal few years ago when I had to take my cousins to eat out...
 
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