Cannibal restaurant.

Tricky said:
I went to a cannibal restaurant once. I had a ball.
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My friend said he'd give his left nut to eat at a cannibal restaurant. He said he would order an eight piece breast and thigh meal. Personally I have always been partial to legs.
 
The patrons make me nervous. The blind guy had his eyes on my dinner the whole time. I couldn't get my hand on a sandwich. They wouldn't serve a club sandwich either, the chef needed it in the kitchen. I turned down the BLT, you just never know who's in that.

No O.J. on the menu. yet.

They wouldn't serve my skinny friend. They said he wouldn't add up to a hill of beans.

I went a long ways for these jokes, I guess my humor is sliced pretty thin...
 
I remember seeing a film called The Corpse Grinders - human bodies were turned into pet food in a giant mincing machine. The pets then started killing their owners.

Then there is the film Soylent Green, based on Harry Harrison's Make Room! Make Room! The Soylent Corporation turns corpses of people who accept euthanasia into food for the masses.
 
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elgarak said:
Cannibalism is explicitly not illegal in Germany .. there was this criminal trial some time back where a guy had eaten his friend, allegedly his friend's wish. I recall that the 'eater' could not be indicted for cannibalism. Necrophilia is not illegal in Germany as well.
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Those Germans really know how to party, don't they?
 
The Fallen Serpent said:
I think necrophilia is still not explicitly illegal in parts of the US. At the least, if I recall correctly Washington state only recently noticed that beastiality was still open and plugged that hole. The last few places may have made sure necrophilia is illegal but I am not certain.
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So wrong. So very, very wrong.
 
Hey, I just thought of a joke yesterday, but I didn't think I'd have a chance to use it so soon:

"Donner, party of 5...
4...
3..."
 
leon_heller said:
I remember seeing a film called The Corpse Grinders - human bodies were turned into pet food in a giant mincing machine. The pets then started killing their owners.

Then there is the film Soylent Green, based on Harry Harrison's Make Room! Make Room! The Soylent Corporation turns corpses of people who accept euthanasia into food for the masses.
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Reminds me ofDelicatessen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delicatessen_(film)
 
You know what would be ironic? If Jesus were to suddenly arrive and eat at that restaurant. I bet he'd be all patronizing too. Like, "well, well, well... Look at this. After all these years, I get to finally do the flesh eating. After centuries of putting up with you guys and the whole eating the body of christ thing, for once, it's me whose doing the eating!! Not so nice, is it!? IS IT?"
 
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