Cannibal restaurant.

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Cannibalism is explicitly not illegal in Germany .. there was this criminal trial some time back where a guy had eaten his friend, allegedly his friend's wish. I recall that the 'eater' could not be indicted for cannibalism. Necrophilia is not illegal in Germany as well.

I'm moving to Germany.

 

[bozman]

It's probably indeed a hoax, but the part about it being in Germany seems oddly appropriate.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

They get their meat from places where admission costs an arm and a leg...

hoax

what? No aborted foetus roast?

 

[Skeptic]

No, not a movie title - supposedly an actual restaurant opening in September in Berlin that will feature donated human meat on the menu.

"Hi, can we have your liver?"
"Er.... Okay, you talked me into it."

 

[The Fallen Serpent]

I think necrophilia is still not explicitly illegal in parts of the US. At the least, if I recall correctly Washington state only recently noticed that beastiality was still open and plugged that hole. The last few places may have made sure necrophilia is illegal but I am not certain.

As for the life sentance, 15 years is the minimum in Germany. There is no maximum. About 20% of prisoners sentanced to life in Germany die in prison. The longest life sentance served was 49 years, the inmate having died at that point.

Depending on the state, this is not dissimilar to the US. There are states that just like Germany have the 15 year minimum before possibility of parole and few people serving a full lifetime. There are states without a minimum as well.

 

[Georg]

I'm moving to Germany.

Is your meat tender?

 

[uk_dave]

Necrophilia is not illegal in Germany as well.

Always good to know.

 

[Jeff Corey]

What's the problem? They only want ti serve mankind.

 

[bozman]

What's the problem? They only want ti serve mankind.

Too bad you can't hear the rimshot I just gave you.

 

[Jim_MDP]

I'm reminded of that superb short story by Stanley Ellin: The Specialty of the House. Favored customers are invited into the kitchen where they are killed and served to the other diners.

That just seems like a quick way to kill your business.

 

[Jeff Corey]

Too bad you can't hear the rimshot I just gave you.

I stole it from Damon Knight's 1950 story "To Serve Man", later made into a Twilight Zone episode.

 

[leon_heller]

That just seems like a quick way to kill your business.

They waited until the customer brought in a friend. The pair of them would dine together a few times, and then the new customer would find that the friend had disappeared and, coincidentally, "The Special" was on the menu.

 

[casebro]

Gasp. Argh,,when I die, I want to leave my body to Joe's Eats..puff wheeze...

Naw, that won't work. Tough old geezers make for stringy sauerbraten. Best source would be to add a clause to suicide pacts, those young lovers would still be tender...

 

[casebro]

Maybe between now and the opening, they are expecting to collect remains from dead minor criminals.

Anybody for some Filet Minion ?

 

[Mirrorglass]

Bah. I thought this would be about a restaurant where you get to eat cannibal meat.

 

[leon_heller]

I suppose that pork recipes would work for human meat. The South Sea islanders used to practice cannibalism, and referred to people they ate as "long pigs".

Perhaps the restaurant could organise barbecues where customers could eat their meat al fresco like this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Leonhard_Kern_Menschenfresserin.jpg

 

[shemp]

I knew a guy named Al Fresco. Invited him to a picnic once. He turned it down.

 

[Tricky]

I went to a cannibal restaurant once. I had a ball.

 

[Thunder]

I went to a cannibal restaurant once. I had a ball.

cost you an arm & a leg?







...was that used already?

 

[TjW]

cost you an arm & a leg?







...was that used already?

Twice.