True MAGA Patriots Must Remove Themselves From Biden’s Economy by Rex Huppke
America’s economy appears to have gone woke and is now fully supporting
the reelection of Crooked Joe Biden. None of this is good news if you care
about President Trump or America. It’s clear Democrats are manipulating
the economy and making it the strongest economy in the world in order
to fool voters into thinking Biden is a competent president. It’s clear true
Trump supporters cannot be party to this kind of liberal skullduggery.
So in response to this distressing spate of positive economic news,
I hereby call on all MAGA faithful to remove themselves from the
CORRUPTLY BOOMING BIDEN ECONOMY.
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If you have a 401(k), you need to immediately cash that out and either
donate the money to President Trump’s reelection campaign/legal defense
fund (he will give it back to you, with interest, once elected) or invest those
funds in somethings sensible, like digital Trump Trading Cards. Next, you must
quit your job. It’s on us to help President Trump’s campaign by bringing those
unemployment numbers back up to where we think they should be under an
incompetent president who doesn’t know what day it is.