Trump's Second Term

[Andy_Ross]

Four more years

Trump: "I could have the most unbelievable four years -- and I guess I'm not allowed to run. I'm not sure. Is there a little something out there that I'm not allowed to run? But let's assume I was allowed to run. There's gonna be a constitutional movement."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2008565422782566779

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: I’m meeting with the oil companies. Let’s go. You know what that’s about. We got a lot of oil to drill.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2008576834431324324

 

[Andy_Ross]

Cognitive tests!

Trump: I’m the only the president that went for cognitive tests. Do you think Walz could pass a cognitive test? Do you think Kamala could? I don't think Gavin could. He didn't want water coming down from the Pacific Northwest. The cut it off and then they have 25,000 houses burning down and they wonder why.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2008567684548710680

 

[Andy_Ross]

1000%

Trump on Drug prices: Depending on the way you calculate it, it could be 1000% down. It could be 90%, 80%. There is two ways of calculating… the other way is more accurate. 900%, because that's what it really is

https://twitter.com/x/status/2008570021774315853

 

[Andy_Ross]

Suffering

Trump: Nobody had to suffer like I did. Andrew Jackson was treated horribly. A great general and a good president. So bad that his wife died. He never got impeached twice.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2008574505212575766

 

[Andy_Ross]

Weaver

Trump: You know I weave, I love to weave. If you weave and don't come back to the point, that's a problem. But when you weave and go here, Boop, Boop, Boop, and come back, then you are in good shape.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2008569540997947505

 

[Andy_Ross]

Cancel the election
Obama

Trump: How we have to even run against these people. I won’t say cancel the election because the fake news will say he’s a dictator. Nobody is worse than Obama.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2008562942543896616

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Trump: I’m the only the president that went for cognitive tests.

Yeah. About that: did they tell you why you're getting those tests? Take a moment to try to remember. Did they explain what the tests are for, and what the results tell them?

No, I mean what they're really for. And what the real results tell them.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Mr 10%

"Intel came in. They had a problem. I said, 'I can solve the problem, but I think you should give the US 10% of your company.' Not me. Sometimes they'll say, 'give me,' but when I say 'me' I'm talking about -- I'd love to accept it but I don't think law enforcement would like that, right?"

https://twitter.com/x/status/2008573077592957066

 

[Andy_Ross]

Transgender for everyone
It's not believable!

Trump: "Transgender for everyone! Bring your kids in, we're gonna change the sex of your child. Just send them our way. In some cases, like in Minnesota, they don't even tell the parents. And nobody believes it when I say it. They operate on the kid, they don't tell the parents. It's not believable."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2008577705336262962

 

[Andy_Ross]

With tears in his eyes

Trump: "Emmanuel said to me, 'Donald uhhhhhhhhh you have a deal. I would love to increase my prescription drug prices by 200%. It would be such an honor. Whatever you want Donald, please. Please Donald! I beg you!' Every country said the same thing."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2008571378195214361

 

[Andy_Ross]

Helicopters

Trump: "The defense contractors are making more. That's why I'm gonna say, you're gonna -- you're making $45 million a year and you can't produce a frickin' helicopter for 7 years? We're gonna talk to them."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2008569999103844826

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "I'm always right. Trump is right about everything, right? I've been right about everything."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2008570363160998214

 

[Andy_Ross]

Hail to the King

Trump: "I'm the king-- I have sold more Boeings than any human being on earth. They gave me an award -- salesman of the year. I said, what about salesman in the history of Boeing? I've sold more Boeing planes than any man in history by far."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2008562001140695279

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Trump: You know I weave, I love to weave. If you weave and don't come back to the point, that's a problem. But when you weave and go here, Boop, Boop, Boop, and come back, then you are in good shape.

So, now we know the euphemism they use, to describe when grandpa wanders off whichever point he's supposed to be talking about. It's not confusion. No, no, no, no it's weaving. He loves to weave. Don't you, grandpa? Loves to weave.

 

[LDE1976]

Yeah. About that: did they tell you why you're getting those tests? Take a moment to try to remember. Did they explain what the tests are for, and what the results tell them?

No, I mean what they're really for. And what the real results tell them.

But he aced the cognitive tests.

Similarly, Pete Hegseth walked successfully along a line, turned around and then repeated the feat.

 

[jimbob]

So, now we know the euphemism they use, to describe when grandpa wanders off whichever point he's supposed to be talking about. It's not confusion. No, no, no, no it's weaving. He loves to weave. Don't you, grandpa? Loves to weave.

He's used that before.

And I have his motto

Folly, thou conquerest, and I must yield!
Against stupidity the very gods
Themselves contend in vain.

 

[thaiboxerken]

Cancel the election
Obama

Trump: How we have to even run against these people. I won’t say cancel the election because the fake news will say he’s a dictator. Nobody is worse than Obama.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2008562942543896616

Republicans in the forum, remember when you claimed that tRump doesn't want to cancel elections? So many "liberal hyperbolic predictions" have come true. Don't you get tired of being wrong?

 

[jimbob]

Although thinking about it a bit more, his would probably be more along the lines of

So I tied an onion on my belt which was bigly good

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Although thinking about it a bit more, his would probably be more along the lines of

So I tied an onion on my belt which was bigly good

Do you think Kamala could have tied an onion to her belt as goodly as that? I don't think so.