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Epstein suicide conspiracy theories

JoeMorgue said:
*Scoffs* So you two actually think Epstein really existed?

Sheeple.
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Damn you're right! Its all been a distraction in plain sight to hide the Albino Albanians controlling the world from being noticed!!!
 
He faked his death. The body seen being ccarried out of the cell was actually a pile of blankets, with Epstein disguised as a prison guard and his fellow prison guard can be seen with pockets bulging with wads of dollars.
 
Trebuchet said:
Obviously Killary disguised herself as a guard and done him in!
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And Trump agrees with me!

Venom said:
I see as more likely the guy killed himself out of humiliation and shame, like a lot of people who commit suicide behind bars.
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No. He wasn't the sort of person to feel either humiliation or shame. But he was facing the rest of his life in prison with no access to young girls.
 
Trebuchet said:
And Trump agrees with me!



No. He wasn't the sort of person to feel either humiliation or shame. But he was facing the rest of his life in prison with no access to young girls.
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No access to young girls and living the rest of his life among men who don't take kindly to child molesters.
 
Trebuchet said:
No. He wasn't the sort of person to feel either humiliation or shame. But he was facing the rest of his life in prison with no access to young girls.
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Or his wife. Prisoners do fine without em. He was gonna have to face his accusers, who themselves are upset they don't have the opportunity to confront him.
 
Wow, we got dueling Conspiracy Theories here between the Trump and Clinton conspiracies.
 
dudalb said:
Wow, we got dueling Conspiracy Theories here between the Trump and Clinton conspiracies.
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It's great!

Not only do you both ends of the US political spectrum, the Royal Family is a huge bonus.

Is it the Clintons' 46th corpse, or Prince Phillip's fourth?
 
When Boris Berezovsky committed suicide couple years ago, many commentators suspected or were outright convinced Putin must have had something to do with it. I mean I suppose a Russian agent could have made his way to England, gotten past his bodyguards, hanged him, then disappeared. As ridiculous as it sounded it was a better theory than this "buh..but..I thought he was on suicide watch" nonsense.
 
I don't get this thread. If this were one of those ha-ha threads in Community, that'd be kind of understandable, but seeing it's in the CT (sub)forum ...

I mean, sleazeball dies in prison. Suicide's perfectly plausible. But given this case, murder -- whether orchestrated by interested parties, or simply the prison lowlife routine -- doesn't seem implausible either.

I don't think they've come to clear cut conclusions yet, right? * So, I know the news channels are referring jokingly to CTs, but surely this preemptively dismissing through ridicule all suggestions of murder amounts to poisoning the well?


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* Or have they? Can't say I've been poring through the details at all closely. But a quick superficial listening-in to the TV and the news reports does give the impression that the case for suicide hasn't been conclusively shown and closed, right? If I'm wrong about this, then sure, the CT jokes would make sense.
 
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Chanakya said:
I don't get this thread. If this were one of those ha-ha threads in Community, that'd be kind of understandable, but seeing it's in the CT (sub)forum ...

I mean, sleazeball dies in prison. Suicide's perfectly plausible. But given this case, murder -- whether orchestrated by interested parties, or simply the prison lowlife routine -- doesn't seem implausible either.

I don't think they've come to clear cut conclusions yet, right? * So, I know the news channels are referring jokingly to CTs, but surely this preemptively dismissing through ridicule all suggestions of murder amounts to poisoning the well?


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* Or have they? Can't say I've been poring through the details at all closely. But a quick superficial listening-in to the TV and the news reports does give the impression that the case for suicide hasn't been conclusively shown and closed, right? If I'm wrong about this, then sure, the CT jokes would make sense.
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The point is shadowy, deep state Conspiracy Theories don't magically become rational and worthy of serious consideration when (g)you are able to write a narrative where the other tribe is the bad guy in them.
 
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A common thread of all the conspiracy mongering I see with Epstein is that people are incredulous that someone high profile who had been identified as a suicide risk would be given the opportunity and ability to kill himself.

Our prisons have a fierce reputation for being generally poorly run, callous to the mental and physical health of inmates, and having little regard to inmate safety. There are routinely credible accusations of inmates dying from medical neglect and abuse with no consequences for the individuals and institutions responsible.

It doesn't strike me as at all odd that a prison such as this would have an underwhelming response to a clear and present threat of suicide from an inmate.
 
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SuburbanTurkey said:
It doesn't strike me as at all odd that a prison such as this would have an underwhelming response to a clear and present threat of suicide from an inmate.
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This.

Suicide enabled by institutional incompetence, overwhelmingly likely.
Jailhouse justice enabled by institutional incompetence, slightly possible.
Deep state assassination, statistically nil possibility.
 
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