For... anyone whose cognitive dissonance resolves that Catholicism is actually compatible with science, please do explain to me is simple words, like to a mentally retarded, how the following are scientific:
- the immaculate conception: Mary was specially created free of the original sin. Actual ex-cathedra papal infallible pronouncement, carrying an automatic anathema (excommunication) if you don't believe it, and generally being by definition incompatible with being Catholic. Where exactly on the human DNA is that original sin? We have sequenced it. Which sequence is the original sin gene?
- Mary's assumption: she was bodily lifted to heavens at the end. Again, the second ex-cathedra papal infallible pronouncement. If you don't believe it, you're incompatible with being a Catholic and automatically damned. So bodily assumption... WHERE? Please do try to come up with a reasonably pseudo-science fiction
- Mary got not just to become pregnant without intercourse, but stayed a virgin even after giving birth. Jesus just apparently went right through her, without disturbing her hymen on his way out. Again, actual Catholic dogma. Do be creative.
- Where did Jesus's Y chromosome come from, if no sperm from a male was involved?