In the absence of credible, acceptable proof it is reasonable and scientific to conclude you do not have synesthesia.
I don't think I agree. What if a patient wants to see a doctor to find out whether he has malaria. He has some symptoms but wants to confirm. The doctor comes out, looks at the patient, and says, "Well, we haven't taken any tests yet to confirm one way or the other, but fortunately there is something called "Locknar's Principle" that we are taught in medical college. In the absence of credible, acceptable proof it is reasonable and scientific to conclude you do not have malaria. So, I am happy to inform you that by "Locknar's Principle" I have just declared you well and you can go home." Locknar, how old are you?
Anita, you need some help in the analogy department. Let me try:
Patient: I think I have malaria!
Doctor: Why do you say that?
Patient: I've got fever, chills, headache, sweats and nausea.
Doctor: So does everyone in the lobby. It is the cold and flu season.
Patient: But I read this thing on the Internet that says most malaria patients in the USA contracted it while traveling abroad. I traveled abroad last summer.
Doctor: Where did you go?
Patient: Sweden.
Doctor: Go home and take some Nyquil, the nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, sleep better to feel better medicine. You don't have malaria.
Patient: I still say I have malaria because you have not proven that I don't. By the way, when I was waiting in the lobby I sensed that the middle-aged, heavy set guy sitting next to me has a blood sugar problem. He told me I was right. Amazing, huh?
Doctor: Well, we have a big flier in the lobby announcing that we're doing a drug trial for a diabetes medication, and he fits the demographic.
Patient: Well, there's no way I could have known any of that. You see, I just sensed the vibrational signatures of the chemicals in his bloodstream and determined that his glucose levels were way off from where they are supposed to be.
Doctor: Right. That's why he's here. He doesn't feel well at all. Didn't you see the nurse checking up on him?
Patient: Ah ha! I knew I was right. Did you know I have used the vibrational signatures of diabetes and various chemicals to perform Vibrational Algebra in my mind. I have invented a hypothesis to cure diabetes. I would share it with you, but I need to get full credit when we win the Nobel prize.
Doctor: Wow. That's pretty out of this world.
Patient: What do you expect? I am an extraterrestrial incarnation from a white dwarf star near Arcturus. It's that heritage which gives me these abilities. I can see down to the atomic level. I can detect bacteria and sense what insects and animals are thinking and communicating. And I have never been verified to be wrong.
Doctor: Have you shared this with anyone else?
Patient: Oh, yes. I have a website, and I contacted several skeptic groups about it. One group of skeptics has a bunch of people telling me I am delusional and that I should seek professional help for a diagnosis, but I
don't think they are serious. Except for this one mean lady who has a schizotypal disorder herself, so what does she know?
Doctor: So, did you take their advice and see a mental health professional anyway?
Patient: Why would I do that? I'm not delusional. My perceptions are real. You just saw how I was able to detect the vibrational signatures of that man's blood and know that he had diabetes. There's no way I could have possibly known that.
Doctor: But you saw him checking is glucose levels with his...
Patient: No, I didn't. How can you say that? You weren't there.
Doctor: And there's the big flier about the diabetes study and he's overweight and...
Patient: That doesn't explain the images I saw. And these images match up with other images of what I know was diabetes. That is how I was able to use vibrational algebra to invent a hypothesis for curing diabetes. How could I do all that if it wasn't real?
Doctor: But you haven't proven anything. Everything you have described seeing sounds like good observational skills and a vivid imagination.
Patient: Well, it's just apparent accuracy then. It's not like I really believe all this stuff is true or act on it. I just want to test it and find out if it's real.
Doctor: Okay. So what is your hypothesis for curing diabetes.
Patient: I can't tell you because you might steal the idea and take all the credit. I want the Nobel for myself.
Doctor: Nobel prizes can only be awarded to humans. You said you were an Arcturian.
Patient: Well, that does present a problem. I think I will have to postpone my testing until I can figure out a way to ensure I get the prize.
Doctor: But you can still go on talk shows.
Patient: <giggling> That's great. I can't wait to tell David Letterman that I detect heart issues.
Doctor: But it has been widely reported that Letterman underwent heart surgery back in 2000.
Patient: Ah ha! Another hit! I have never been wrong.
Doctor: But it was in the news...
Patient: I was in Sweden in 2000. Swedes don't watch Letterman, so this is seemingly impossible for me to know. Besides, I saw the vibrational signature of the scar tissue. Even if I did know, that doesn't explain my ability to detect vibrational information.
Doctor: You've seen him in person?
Patient: No, just on TV. Where I will be someday.
Doctor: How does a TV transmit vibrational information on his scar or heart? It can't. You are not detecting any vibrational information about Letterman.
Patient: Well, my main claim is that I can do it with live persons. I have never been incorrect.
Doctor: Well, back to that vibrational algebra thing. Which of these pills over here are we using in the diabetes trial?
Patient: This one? No? How about this one? No? Okay, definitely this one. No? Hmmm...I am getting a headache and feeling nauseous. This testing is making me sick. I have to stop.
Doctor: You came in here feeling that way.
Patient: I might try testing again later, but my main claim is diagnosing live people. And I will win a Nobel for it. Or since Arcturians can't win them, the I will choose who should win it in my place. Maybe my boyfriend should get it. Did I can tell you I can taste exactly what he is tasting?
Doctor: Wait a sec...you actually taste what he's eating by sensing this vibrational information?
Patient: Yes. I can smell the inside of a stomach, too. I can hear red blood cells scraping against the walls of the blood vessels. I can also see, hear and speak with ghosts. One even pushed me.
Doctor: These sound like hallucinations. And everything else you have described is at best wishful thinking and at worst irrational and delusional. I am very concerned for you. Here, please schedule an appointment with this doctor. She's the best in the business.
Patient: You're not serious, are you?