Trump's Second Term

[Andy_Ross]

They don't

Trump: Our country is truly blessed to have such a phenomenal first lady. And now she's a movie star. Can you believe it? You know who loves that movie? The ladies. They go see it three or four times, they see it with their husbands.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2022380657037709510

 

[JayUtah]

"It's easier to turn an aquarium into fish soup than to turn fish soup back into an aquarium." -Lech Walesa

Or as someone else put it, “You can’t unsoup the fish.”

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "Helicopter pilots were wounded pretty badly in the legs landing on the couple of machine gunners seemed to have make it through a thicket of bombs. But they were taken out rapidly by our snipers who were stationed on platforms. Hellu-- actually unbelievable, helicopter platforms all the way the line."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2022386391880028413

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "Greenland is gonna want us ... We are negotiating right now for Greenland."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2022362342390993018

 

[Carrot Flower King]

Trump: We won World War I, World War II. And everything before, during, and a little bit after except we fought to be politically correct. We were a politically correct force. But now we have a real force

https://twitter.com/x/status/2022382827376132554

I think Stalin, Zhukov, certain other generals and 10s of millions of Soviet citizens would like a word about WWII...

 

[azazal]

I think Stalin, Zhukov, certain other generals and 10s of millions of Soviet citizens would like a word about WWII...

hmmm, how long until Putin reminds of of that?

 

[azazal]

Trump: We're also purchasing 30 new and modified Abrams tanks. Named in honor of Stacey Abrams

https://twitter.com/x/status/2022384316538659067

I hope to Cthulhu this was an attempt at a joke. However, given the speaker... well.

 

[lobosrul5]

I think Stalin, Zhukov, certain other generals and 10s of millions of Soviet citizens would like a word about WWII...

Brits, Canadians, Australians, Kiwis, Poles...

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Trump: "Helicopter pilots were wounded pretty badly in the legs landing on the couple of machine gunners seemed to have make it through a thicket of bombs. But they were taken out rapidly by our snipers who were stationed on platforms. Hellu-- actually unbelievable, helicopter platforms all the way the line."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2022386391880028413

Imagine if the media cared as much about dementia when it was Drumpf. We probably wouldn't have had him as president today.

 

[LDE1976]

Trump: "Helicopter pilots were wounded pretty badly in the legs landing on the couple of machine gunners seemed to have make it through a thicket of bombs. But they were taken out rapidly by our snipers who were stationed on platforms. Hellu-- actually unbelievable, helicopter platforms all the way the line."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2022386391880028413

Stand aside, Robert Mason.

 

[Tero]

Forget about stealth!

Trump: The new battleship that we have which I helped design. I want that ship to look gorgeous. Forget about stealth. They design ugly equipment for stealth. We design great looking equipment, also stealth

Says the guy who can't manage stealth farts.

 

[Stacyhs]

Trump took the name Fort Bragg literally.