Trump's Second Term

From comments on the YT Melania trailer:

  • Jeff Bezo’s “The Princess Bribe”
  • If this movie was shown on an airplane, people would still walk out.
  • Abraham Lincoln said this was the worst theatre experience of his life.
  • If FDR watched this movie he'd walk out.
  • Where are the dalmatians?
  • She's not the first lady, she's the third lady (bonus round: A triggered trumpkin, or perhaps one of those people on YT who stubbornly refuses to understand jokes, replies: 'No she's the first lady of the USA', to which someone replies, No, that's Stormy Daniels)
  • Will she catch Moose and Squirrel?
  • I saw an early screening - my favorite scene was the one where Dump and her meet on Epstein's plane but i dont think it made the cut in this version.
  • I thought we already had documentaries on Eva Braun?
 
From comments on the YT Melania trailer:

  • Jeff Bezo’s “The Princess Bribe”
  • If this movie was shown on an airplane, people would still walk out.
  • Abraham Lincoln said this was the worst theatre experience of his life.
  • If FDR watched this movie he'd walk out.
  • Where are the dalmatians?
  • She's not the first lady, she's the third lady (bonus round: A triggered trumpkin, or perhaps one of those people on YT who stubbornly refuses to understand jokes, replies: 'No she's the first lady of the USA', to which someone replies, No, that's Stormy Daniels)
  • Will she catch Moose and Squirrel?
  • I saw an early screening - my favorite scene was the one where Dump and her meet on Epstein's plane but i dont think it made the cut in this version.
  • I thought we already had documentaries on Eva Braun?
It would be amusing if the trailer gets more comments than the film had ticket sales
 
When does trump announce plans to tear down the White House? Replace it with something hotter?
"The tale comes down to us at this point as a tale of glory. The capitol building taken apart in a few days, and set up almost intact in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains; the missing Archives, that were later to turn up in the Children’s Room of a Public Library in Duluth, Iowa; the bottles of Potomac River water carefully borne westward and ceremoniously poured into the circular concrete ditch built around the President’s mansion (from which unfortunately it was to evaporate within a week because of the relatively low humidity of the region)—all these are proud moments in the galactic history of our species, from which not even the later knowledge that the Dendi wished to build no gun-site on the spot, nor even an ammunition dump, but merely a recreation-hall for their troops, could remove any of the grandeur of our determined cooperation and most willing sacrifice."

William Tenn: The Liberation of Earth
 

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