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Trump's Second Term

Norman Alexander said:
By the time he is inaugurated, all the policies he campaigned on will be reversed. He will also insist he never said that he would do the stuff he campaigned on. That would be...what's the phrase...fake news.

His bold new plan to "Make America Great Again" will be to allow foreign workers in specific industries like produce picking, building and cleaning, and not deport them after all (Trump: "Isn't that nice of me?"). New oil production won't start for years, but the oil companies will get billions in government handouts for "exploration". This money will be turned into stock buybacks for exec boardrooms almost instantly.

Fortunately, almost nobody will listen to DOGE because it will be a Trump ego-stroking machine with no actual teeth to enforce any of its stupid "rulings". Musk: "Boeing needs all workers to stand up 18 hours per day and make more nuclear-powered zeppelins!" Everyone else: "And you can ◊◊◊◊ off."

Extra tariffs will "no longer be necessary now Trump's in charge", and any in force now will have been "a failed Biden experiment". Trumpy may not even add new tariffs but take some away. Because that's what he promised on the campaign trail, remember? Remember??

Prices, which will fluctuate anyway, will be "controlled by Democrat criminals" when they go up and "all his own work" when they go down. Of course, he will take all the credit for fuel prices already being lower before he became president. Or not if they go up.

In summary, he will be an absolute lazy slob, sitting around in his filled diaper in Mar-a-Lago, do absolutely nothing whatsoever and make no changes, while taking credit for Biden's work and simultaneously calling Biden a criminal. He won't forgo his WH salary this time round - he has loans interest to pay to overseas creditors!

Typical Trump operation - a lazy ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ liar getting paid to do sweet FA.
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He didn't forego it last time. He made a show of pretending the first time around and then gave up.
 
The Don said:
He'll just take credit for the drop in inflation over the last 18 months.

I'm also not sure how it works in the US, but here in the UK fruit and vegetable prices tend to drop in the summer so he'll likely take credit for that as well.

And of course he'll claim that eggs were $10 a dozen or something ridiculous like that and then say that he's brought it down to $4 a dozen - don't rule out bare-faced lying.

If any high profile item is cheaper than the most expensive it ever was under Biden then Trump will claim that he was responsible for the price drop and a significant proportion of the US electorate, possibly even a majority, will believe him.
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He'll also increase the chocolate ration to 20g per week after singlehandedly winning a smashing victory against Eastasia on the Malabar Front.

All hail Big Brother , I mean Donald T****y!
 
KDLarsen said:
I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't at least one person in federal service, who felt that his job was either pointless or could be automated with ease, but still shows up as long as there's a paycheck and decent healthcare to be had.

With such a vast federal bureaucracy, there's bound to be waste and inflexibility in various places, but of course in some places it's more or less built into the system.
There was a video doing the rounds about a decade ago, in which a general was before a House armed forces commitee hearing, basically pleading them to stop buying more M1 Abrams tanks, because a) they weren't suited the for urban combat that most modern conflicts involve, and b) the army already had enough of them , so any new deliveries were being mothballed right off the delivery line. Naturally they voted to buy more anyway, presumably since the prospect of closing production lines in various voter districts was seen as a worse outcome.
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Yes, the Jet Fighter Mafia's lack of expertise is only matched by how widely they are willing to spread it.
 
Iamafalser said:
No, it will be like his first term where he did his best to follow through on his campaign promises, only better this time because he learned from that not to fill his cabinet with those whose first loyalty is to the deep state, not constituents, all American citizens. There's even some wise Democrats now like Fetterman and Adams who realize that working with Trump to put country over party makes sense.
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One attribute of a good manager is that they hire the right people to work for them.
 
Can't do anything about prices but he will conquer time!

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The Republican Party will use its best efforts to eliminate Daylight Saving Time, which has a small but strong constituency, but shouldn’t! Daylight Saving Time is inconvenient, and very costly to our Nation.
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Donald wants the mystery drones shot down

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Mystery Drone sightings all over the Country. Can this really be happening without our government's knowledge. I don think so! Let the public know, and now. Otherwise, shot them down!!!
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Tell DOnald this is what we know so far about the New Jersey drones
They’re cylindrical in shape, have wings, and they follow FAA lighting regulations.

We may never know what these things are.
 
Regnad Kcin said:
I’m not certain, but I would place a significant wager on there not being enough “go ◊◊◊◊ yourselfs” in the world to direct at Trump.

Okay, actually I am certain. You got me.
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Wait a sec, I had it right the first time. Damn comic transmission. Gotta get it looked at.
 
Andy_Ross said:
Donald wants the mystery drones shot down
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If they were public-owned drones, they would have been radio-traced instantly and had their controls scrambled. Since they reappear regularly over sensitive sites, it is much more likely they are military, and they know ALL about them in great detail but are not going to tell you about them, Donald. But yeah. Shoot one down and see what happens. ;)
 
GlennB said:

Unidentified drones spotted over US air base in Germany, report saysGerman security authorities reportedly flag numerous sightings over Ramstein and sensitive industry locations​

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Wonder if these drones look something like this...

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Fact is that the government administration has been doing much better than the private sector when it comes to not causing massive economic crises that cost many hundreds of billions and widespread unemployment.
And for that it needs to be punished.
 
Important announcement to the People of the USA

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

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