Trump's Second Term

[Andy_Ross]

Mutilized children!

Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "I stopped the mutilation of children. The mutilation. The word is mutilation. They mutilized, you know, mutilation of children."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2019424555903709230

 

[shemp]

Trump: "Mike Johnson is a very religious person. He does not hide it. He'll say to me sometimes at lunch, 'Sir, may we pray.' I'll say, 'Excuse me? We're having lunch.'"

https://twitter.com/x/status/2019420278879576169

see my sig

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Trump: "... I got 250 years.'

Well deserved, although I was sure he had immunity from prosecution.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Revoked!

Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "We worked hard on getting rid of the Johnson Amendment. You can say anything you can. Now, if you do say something bad about Trump, I will change my mind and I will have your tax exempt status immediately revoked."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2019423343447826861

 

[Andy_Ross]

This is the prayer breakfast.

Does he even know where he is?

 

[TellyKNeasuss]

I can't believe the enablers who allow him to live in this alternative reality.

Enablers almost always gain personal benefits from their enabling.

 

[Random]

This is the prayer breakfast.

Does he even know where he is?

There is a podium, there is a crowd. That's all he needs to know.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Gobbledygook

Trump: "I didn't get 250. I tried to claim it a couple of times. I said, 'I produced 250 year anniversary. It was my deal. I got 250 years.' And the press hit me hard on that one. So I gave it up immediately ... then they rigged the election."

Honest question from outside the madness - can someone unpick that gibberish? What was it about the 250th anniversary he said was "my deal" and what did the press jump on?

 

[Andy_Ross]

Democrats Gestapo

Trump at National Prayer Breakfast: "They always like to say, 'Trump is a dictator!' They love that. I'm not a dictator. But they were like dictators. They were like the Gestapo. They were arresting people for going to church."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2019419814083608931

 

[Andy_Ross]

Honest question from outside the madness - can someone unpick that gibberish? What was it about the 250th anniversary he said was "my deal" and what did the press jump on?

Probably a jumble of completely unrelated events in his brain mulch.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Revoked!

Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "We worked hard on getting rid of the Johnson Amendment. You can say anything you can. Now, if you do say something bad about Trump, I will change my mind and I will have your tax exempt status immediately revoked."

Nothing says "healthy civil society" like a capricious president who sweeps away rules preventing tax-exempt churches from endorsing politicians, then threatens to take away their exemption if they dare endorse anyone except him.

Is there eventually going to be a funeral service for all those long-celebrated 'checks and balances'?

 

[plague311]

Tom Cruise only bigger.

Trump at National Prayer Breakfast: "We prefer somebody that's a strong, powerful person with extremely good vision that can shoot a rifle very well to a person that's extremely weak, non-muscular, can't shoot a rifle, has no idea where the hell he is. We have a military where they all look like Tom Cruise only bigger."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2019419414697775440

What the ◊◊◊◊ is he talking about? I am always genuinely confused when he talks. What does any of this have to do with the Sweet Baby Jeebuz?

 

[JayUtah]

Honest question from outside the madness - can someone unpick that gibberish? What was it about the 250th anniversary he said was "my deal" and what did the press jump on?

No clue. The light is on, but nobody's home.

Pretty hilarious that he's knocking prayer at the [checks notes] National Prayer Breakfast. Typical Trump: me me me me me.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Probably a jumble of completely unrelated events in his brain mulch.

I had a slightly more sinister thought.

I wondered if he had come up with some utterly madcap idea of what to do to celebrate himself at the US's 250th anniversary, and his alarmed handlers bamboozled him by saying how much all the press had hated the idea he literally just thought of, so he reluctantly gave it up.

 

[Dr.Sid]

WTF is national prayer ? Sometimes I think Trump is the best president of the USA, as he just represents the circus the best.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

This is the prayer breakfast.

Does he even know where he is?

Trump at the prayer breakfast: "Who's this God guy and why are you praying to him instead of me?"

 

[Safe-Keeper]

WTF is national prayer ? Sometimes I think Trump is the best president of the USA, as he just represents the circus the best.

Something something separation of church and state.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Democrats Gestapo

Trump at National Prayer Breakfast: "They always like to say, 'Trump is a dictator!' They love that. I'm not a dictator. But they were like dictators. They were like the Gestapo.
They were arresting people for going to church."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2019419814083608931

**cough**Don Lemon, Trahern Jeen Crews, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lydell Lund**cough**

 

[Andy_Ross]

Canada, what a pack of bastards.

KENNEDY: If Canada came to the US and said, 'We're going to 0 tariffs on the US, all of them are off,' would you and the president go to 0 tariffs and let Canadian companies and American companies compete on a level playing field?

BESSENT: Absolutely not

https://twitter.com/x/status/2019437143618121839

 

[Andy_Ross]

Hurrah for China, as long as they only do deals with the USA

"The relationship with China, and my personal relationship with President Xi, is an extremely good one"

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
I have just completed an excellent telephone conversation with President Xi, of China. It was a long and thorough call, where many important subjects were discussed, including Trade, Military, the April trip that I will be making to China (which I very much look forward to!), Taiwan, the War between Russia/Ukraine, the current situation with Iran, the purchase of Oil and Gas by China from the United States, the consideration by China of the purchase of additional Agricultural products including lifting the Soybean count to 20 Million Tons for the current season (They have committed to 25 Million Tons for next season!), Airplane engine deliveries, and numerous other subjects, all very positive! The relationship with China, and my personal relationship with President Xi, is an extremely good one, and we both realize how important it is to keep it that way. I believe that there will be many positive results achieved over the next three years of my Presidency having to do with President Xi, and the People's Republic of China! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP