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Trump's nickname.

Ever since Trump and Putin had their little bromance tryst in Helsinki...

I'll have to go with:

Donny "The Catcher"

and

Vlady "The Pitcher"






*cough*
 
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The Big Dog said:
Next level homophobia in this thread.
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Hardly.

It doesn't bother me that Trump is obviously Putin's pool boy. Except I don't think I'm crazy about the idea of a sub being the President of the United States. It gets a little dangerous because Trump doesn't use the safe word.
 
Trump is very difficult to satirize because somehow he manages to exceed in actual despicability almost anything humorous one can say about him.

Although I enjoy the clever wit humor in many of the nicknames, I think that the most effective nicknames politically would be ones that derive directly from Trump's own playbook and are most likely to rile him by undercutting his ego. Just "Loser" seems good.
 
So far in this thread my favorites in no particular order are

Don the Con
Traitor Trump
Benedict Donald

Rolls off the tongue
 
Giordano said:
Trump is very difficult to satirize because somehow he manages to exceed in actual despicability almost anything humorous one can say about him.

Although I enjoy the clever wit humor in many of the nicknames, I think that the most effective nicknames politically would be ones that derive directly from Trump's own playbook and are most likely to rile him by undercutting his ego. Just "Loser" seems good.
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Loser?

Maybe lets call him "Old No. 77" because that is how many more electoral votes he had than Hilldawg.

Magical thread.
 
acbytesla said:
Except I don't think I'm crazy about the idea of a sub being the President of the United States.
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This is the second time within the last few days that I've seen metaphors of Putin, for lack of a better term, screwing Trump has been described as homophobic. I think that says more about the ones making that accusation than those making the metaphor.

I don't consider homosexual behavior to be a bad thing. What I do find to be a bad thing is when a person debases themselves to someone who neither reciprocates nor is deserving. The insult isn't the suggestion of gay sex. The insult is that Putin is using and abusing Trump and, by proxy, the US.

Those who call that homophobic both miss the point and, honestly, are showing a bit too much of their own biases as they are the ones who think homosexuality is the insult.


Sorry, that's pretty heavy for a joke thread, but as I said, this is the second time I've seen it.
 
acbytesla said:
Hardly.

It doesn't bother me that Trump is obviously Putin's pool boy. Except I don't think I'm crazy about the idea of a sub being the President of the United States. It gets a little dangerous because Trump doesn't use the safe word.
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Could you please keep your homophobia out of this thread?
 
I like in no particular order:
Putin's poodle
Don the Con

To a lesser extent
Cheeto Benito(I'd suggest adding Il Douche)
Gropenfuhrer.


Because he's sensitive about it, how about Fingers?
 
Upchurch said:
Those who call that homophobic both miss the point and, honestly, are showing a bit too much of their own biases as they are the ones who think homosexuality is the insult.

Sorry, that's pretty heavy for a joke thread, but as I said, this is the second time I've seen it.
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Meh.

It's just their way of throwing straw around the room in a desperate hope of trying to deflect the thread subject into a completely different direction.

Luckily for most us, we have functioning brain cells to help veer us away from taking the bait.
 
Upchurch said:
This is the second time within the last few days that I've seen metaphors of Putin, for lack of a better term, screwing Trump has been described as homophobic. I think that says more about the ones making that accusation than those making the metaphor.

I don't consider homosexual behavior to be a bad thing. What I do find to be a bad thing is when a person debases themselves to someone who neither reciprocates nor is deserving. The insult isn't the suggestion of gay sex. The insult is that Putin is using and abusing Trump and, by proxy, the US.

Those who call that homophobic both miss the point and, honestly, are showing a bit too much of their own biases as they are the ones who think homosexuality is the insult.


Sorry, that's pretty heavy for a joke thread, but as I said, this is the second time I've seen it.
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Pitcher/catcher used to insult Trump is not using a reference to gay sex in a demeaning way?

Yeah, it is, it is blatant homophobia.
 
Upchurch said:
This is the second time within the last few days that I've seen metaphors of Putin, for lack of a better term, screwing Trump has been described as homophobic. I think that says more about the ones making that accusation than those making the metaphor.

I don't consider homosexual behavior to be a bad thing. What I do find to be a bad thing is when a person debases themselves to someone who neither reciprocates nor is deserving. The insult isn't the suggestion of gay sex. The insult is that Putin is using and abusing Trump and, by proxy, the US.

Those who call that homophobic both miss the point and, honestly, are showing a bit too much of their own biases as they are the ones who think homosexuality is the insult.


Sorry, that's pretty heavy for a joke thread, but as I said, this is the second time I've seen it.
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RecoveringYuppy said:
Could you please keep your homophobia out of this thread?
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I agree with Upchurch. There is ABSOLUTELY nothing homophobic about it. I DONT care what two consenting adults together. Whatever gets your freak on is ok by me. As long as it doesn't hurt ...well hurt me. You can hurt each other if that is your thing.

But I do care that Putin and Trump's master slave relationship has geopolitical ramifications that effects the rest of us. I care very much that the President of the United States is weak and submissive with the Russian President. I care very much Trump is Putin's bottom to Vlad's top.

If one has a problem with this insinuation, well I guess they need to develop a sense of humor and pay attention to the weak pathetic obsequious performance of Trump in Helsinki. It was damn embarrassing.
 
The Big Dog said:
Pitcher/catcher used to insult Trump is not using a reference to gay sex in a demeaning way?

Yeah, it is, it is blatant homophobia.
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Nope. It just points out who the alpha dog is. And here's a hint, it isn't Trump.
 
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