LostAngeles
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I exaggerate, but not by much, especially as the decades go by.
Of course, this touts Conservatism only insofar as they support capitalism. In other ways, they have their own severe problems.
The insanity that is the DPRK is not liberalism. It's not conservatism either. It's what happens when the head of state becomes a God and the people are deeply brainwashed into loving him because he rose from the sea and beat up the Japanese during WWII. The DPRK is ******* insane.
Why? Because they took how communism actually works in the real world and then tetrated it by the size of the universe.
Regular Communism
Communism: We love you workers!
Workers: Y... you do? But no one loves us!
Communism: No, we totally love you and you're the best thing ever and I'm going to make things great for you because you deserve it!
Workers: Yay! Thanks Communism! Hey wait, a second?
Communism looks up from stuffing its face with the workers' labor.
Workers: My life is sucking even more now. I'm right where I was and I can't do anything about it.
Communism: Hey, you're sounding suspiciously like an evil capitalist!
Workers: ...
Communism: Where was I?
Workers: **** you.
Workers dick punch Communism
DPRK WTF Communism
Communism: We love you workers!
Workers: Y... you do? But no one loves us!
Communism: No, we totally love you and you're the best thing ever and I'm going to make things great for you because you deserve it!
Workers: Yay! Thanks Communism!
Communism pauses from stuffing its face with the workers' labor: I'm pretty awesome aren't I?
Workers: Yeah!
Communism: Check out my main man, Kim Il Sung. Isn't he great? He was totally given to us by heaven and created the world!
Workers: Oooh...
Communism: And his son is just as awesome! Hey, you guys want our own Godzilla movie but without any evil capitalism?
Workers: Yay! Even though I'm starving and overworked and my life is complete and utter ****, I'm super happy to see Dear Leader get his very own Godzilla movie!
Communism: Let's build a great tower to show the world how awe... Nah, forget it.
Workers: Forget what? There's no half-built tower in our capital at all!
Communism: I love you guys. You're the best. You and nuclear weapons.
South Korea plays Starcraft.
I will give Communism this: At least when they're ****ing over the workers, they're faithful. A lot of capitalist manufacturers **** over their workers while saying that they love them and then leave them for workers in another country to **** over. Still, it's not liberalism or conservatism, it's just ****.
