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Lukraak_Sisser said:
Ah, so Jesus was actually concieved to be an olympic superstar, but he decided to forgo a career in sports?

An why interbreed with abductees? I bet if they set up a specific adult only website they'd get a LOT more volentueers than they abduct now AND they'd make money.

I thought commercials were the bulk of what we broadcast. At least the most consistently. So it'd be best to try your experiment during the next commercial break.
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I think what I've heard most is DNA harvesting. Not too many virgins giving birth these days to dudes who heal the blind, raise the dead, and make the lame rock again.
 
dafydd said:
That sounds like bilge to me,but do you have any proof?
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We are 'here', a bald ape, who needs artificial cover from EVERY outdoor element.

Tell me what is sexy about a bald shivering cave man, forced to wear a stinking animal carcass for warmth? How does THAT guy get all the tail?

I think the most likely thing is that Homo Sapian was chosen as the breeding partner many many years ago while Neanderthals were left out in the cold, per say.

Proof?

You got a mirror handy?
 
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I Ratant said:
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We've seen his posts here. He's hacked your password.
And.... he's more coherent.
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This is plausible, given that the real KOTA stormed off a year ago and said he'd never return until the JREF gave him an apology for some slight or other. It can't be the real KOTA. I'm working on the assumption that the thread title 'their return' refers to the return of the great literate dog.
 
Andrew Wiggin said:
This is plausible, given that the real KOTA stormed off a year ago and said he'd never return until the JREF gave him an apology for some slight or other. It can't be the real KOTA. I'm working on the assumption that the thread title 'their return' refers to the return of the great literate dog.
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Was it a year ago?

It seemed like longer.
 
King of the Americas said:
maddog said:
In all the years that people have spent with domesticated animals, we haven't really had all that much success at learning bilateral communications with them. Why should we think that we will do any better with aliens?
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I just saw a dog who knows like 1,000 words/commands...

Given we have developed a written language, I'd think communication with us wouldn't be difficult.
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ETA - just for clarity, have you ever seen a dog that could say 1,000 words back to you?
 
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King of the Americas said:
We are 'here', a bald ape, who needs artificial cover from EVERY outdoor element.

Tell me what is sexy about a bald shivering cave man, forced to wear a stinking animal carcass for warmth? How does THAT guy get all the tail?

I think the most likely thing is that Homo Sapian was chosen as the breeding partner many many years ago while Neanderthals were left out in the cold, per say.

Proof?

You got a mirror handy?
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Are you feeling alright?
 
More likely we were engineered to be bald by aliens than say, we were aquatic apes? Or that we were a very special ape that after first becoming bipedal,..lived in very hot and arid conditions and then evolved to sprint and jog to run down prey over a period of hours and developed a way to sweat to stay cool?

Why the hell would the aliens just want us to be bald if we would need clothing to survive?
 
King of the Americas said:
They were part of our beginning or "genesis" as it were.
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I thought we were playing a "what if" game here, not discussing evidence for the reality of these phenomena.

But if we are playing a what if game, and if the what if is what if these so-called aliens have always been here, and for some reason have now left us behind, then what makes you think they want to come back? It sounds as if they are just where they want to be. If they're not, and wish to communicate or to do something worthwhile for us, then they've had millennia in which to do it, and have demonstrated for those same millennia how useless they are.
 
bruto said:
I thought we were playing a "what if" game here, not discussing evidence for the reality of these phenomena.
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It might like be one of those dishonest opening gambits creationists and Truthers use to start discussions about their preconceived beliefs whilst pretending to just be posing hypothetical questions.

As to the direction this thread has taken, the attempt to claim some kind of aliens exist and the prospects of "their" return, it has yet to be demonstrated that there is such a thing as these alleged aliens or that "they" have ever been here before. Speculating on how we might facilitate their return or handle the situation when/if they do seems to be pretty much an exercise in indulging a fantasy.
 
If we are playing "what if" I would like to say that there is no reason why aliens would find humans even remotely sexually attractive. From a pure aesthetics point of view even humans find other animals, such as cats and dolphins, to be very attractive.

Hey, maybe house cats are the real alien hybrids among us! It would explain so much!
 
GeeMack said:
It might like be one of those dishonest opening gambits creationists and Truthers use to start discussions about their preconceived beliefs whilst pretending to just be posing hypothetical questions.

As to the direction this thread has taken, the attempt to claim some kind of aliens exist and the prospects of "their" return, it has yet to be demonstrated that there is such a thing as these alleged aliens or that "they" have ever been here before. Speculating on how we might facilitate their return or handle the situation when/if they do seems to be pretty much an exercise in indulging a fantasy.
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I imagine that this is an opening gambit, judging from the evolution of the King's posts, but I think it still has an interesting element to it, which he apparently is missing or denying: the more evidence* he can come up with that so-called aliens exist and have been spotted from time to time over the centuries, the more evidence he ends up with that they are either unwilling or unable to make reliable contact or to do anything interesting at all, much less worthwhile, and that they are, in all likelihood, as useless as ghosts.

Putting effort into this enterprise is like spending your whole life pursuing psychokinesis and ending up able to bend a spoon. What do you get other than yogurt on your shirt?

* e.t.a. this word used in its loosest possible sense!
 
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Weak Kitten said:
If we are playing "what if" I would like to say that there is no reason why aliens would find humans even remotely sexually attractive. From a pure aesthetics point of view even humans find other animals, such as cats and dolphins, to be very attractive.

Hey, maybe house cats are the real alien hybrids among us! It would explain so much!
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It seems you have never seen an Asari or a green Orion slave girl.






Hey, we're "what iffing" here, aren't we?
 
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