Merged Their Return

[GeeMack]

GeeMack,

If E.T.'s exist a intelligently piloted U.F.O.'s, how might we, as a species convince them to come out from down from the heavens?

I already suggested going to a mountain top and playing a certain set of musical tones, which is as good an answer as any when responding to a hypothetical scenario with no basis in reality. My suggestion was met with a pretty rude reply. Other people's suggestions and comments have been treated with the same kind of flippant and rude dismissal.

So where are we? The evidence is mounting (see the list of quotes in my previous post) that there is some dishonest intent here to develop this discussion for some purpose other than just bantering about some imagined UFO/alien/ET nonsense. This is a standard ploy among Truthers and creationists, a well worn strategy, and pretty hard to sneak past most of the skeptics on this forum.

If that's not what it is, maybe thanking people for their replies would be a better approach than rudely blowing them off.

 

[figarot]

Want the aliens to show their cards? I say we play hard to get. Fence off the planet. Razor wire all around a couple of miles into our atmosphere. That ought to give them the message to butt out. What have dark-side-of-the-moonies ever given us except piles, anyway.

However, if you are correct in that we need to invite them in, like we would vampires, this may not work. In fact, it should then have the opposite effect.

 

[dafydd]

What 'might' have happened, is a REALLY long time ago, another species 'made it' all the way up the evolutionary ladder, here. Then there was a global catastrophe, and some ascended to the heavens, where they stay, perhaps.

This all happened way before our recorded history.

Cool story man.

 

[Marcus]

I already suggested going to a mountain top and playing a certain set of musical tones, which is as good an answer as any when responding to a hypothetical scenario with no basis in reality. My suggestion was met with a pretty rude reply. Other people's suggestions and comments have been treated with the same kind of flippant and rude dismissal.

So where are we? The evidence is mounting (see the list of quotes in my previous post) that there is some dishonest intent here to develop this discussion for some purpose other than just bantering about some imagined UFO/alien/ET nonsense. This is a standard ploy among Truthers and creationists, a well worn strategy, and pretty hard to sneak past most of the skeptics on this forum.

If that's not what it is, maybe thanking people for their replies would be a better approach than rudely blowing them off.

He's trying so very hard to get people to assume that his fantasies are true, even if only for the sake of argument, but it's just not going to happen.

 

[Correa Neto]

You are citing U.F.O. LORE, as evidence that you are correct???

There's something funny about that.

I was arguing that they weren't or aren't required to be alien. I have no problem calling them E.T's.

I am playing exactly according to the rules you established. Want me to quote how many times you wrote something like "assuming all anecdotes are correct"?

Isn't that what you asked us to do?

So, UFO lore contradicts your interpretation. The way I built my fantasy, solidly based on UFO lore , humans are nothing but something like cattle for the aliens. Food and brute workforce shaped for their needs. I can elaborate these fantasies much much more, encompassing most if not all UFO and CT lore among other bits of woo.
Worship them, pray for their return, wellcome them, work for them and become a food source for them. You were designed for this. Want to invite them to descend? I already gave you the answers.
I ask again:
How would you like to be served?

Now is the time where you should ask yourself why my version of the aliens works, despite beng different from yours.
One of the differences between us is that I know my fantasies are actually nothing but fantasy.

 

[RoboTimbo]

What 'might' have happened, is a REALLY long time ago, another species 'made it' all the way up the evolutionary ladder, here. Then there was a global catastrophe, and some ascended to the heavens, where they stay, perhaps.

This all happened way before our recorded history.

This make-believe scenario does not derive from any UFO accounts and is therefore off-topic. Do you have anything to add to the make-believe scenario in the OP?

 

[Stray Cat]

If E.T.'s exist a intelligently piloted U.F.O.'s, how might we, as a species convince them to come out from down from the heavens?

By the clever use of technology.
We simply produce only cameras that take blurred photos.

That's how we've done it for the last 60 years.

 

[I Ratant]

By striving to learn as much as we can about the universe and by striving to not fall victim to superstition and primitive thinking. Because Aliens are the bestest.

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Not sure about that.
I think the reason we can eat and thrive on most everything here is our common origin. No bizarre combinations of our basic substances.
Aliens may be indigestible, even when pan-fried.

 

[I Ratant]

...
This all happened way before our recorded history.

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So it's like the bible, a compilation of campfire stories.
Probably told and embellished for the same reason... the teller (priest, rabbi, minister, imam, shaman, conman) won't have to get a decent job and work for a living.

 

[John Jones]

I think we should create visible signals. Maybe carve a sign onto the Moon.

Like this one?

http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/1032500/1032900_b80f_625x1000.jpg

 

[King of the Americas]

I already suggested going to a mountain top and playing a certain set of musical tones, which is as good an answer as any when responding to a hypothetical scenario with no basis in reality. My suggestion was met with a pretty rude reply. Other people's suggestions and comments have been treated with the same kind of flippant and rude dismissal.

So where are we? The evidence is mounting (see the list of quotes in my previous post) that there is some dishonest intent here to develop this discussion for some purpose other than just bantering about some imagined UFO/alien/ET nonsense. This is a standard ploy among Truthers and creationists, a well worn strategy, and pretty hard to sneak past most of the skeptics on this forum.

If that's not what it is, maybe thanking people for their replies would be a better approach than rudely blowing them off.

Thank you for your "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" inspired suggestion.

If you'd like to make a serious suggestion, or comment on my serious suggestion please feel free to do so.

 

[bruto]

Thank you for your "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" inspired suggestion.

If you'd like to make a serious suggestion, or comment on my serious suggestion please feel free to do so.

Your specifications for this thread cite the popular UFO lore as a basis for decisions. Close Encounters taps into that popular conception, and speculates on how aliens might be induced to descend. It's never been tried in reality. On what ground do you dismiss it as not a serious suggestion? I haven't seen anything better yet.

 

[King of the Americas]

Your specifications for this thread cite the popular UFO lore as a basis for decisions. Close Encounters taps into that popular conception, and speculates on how aliens might be induced to descend. It's never been tried in reality. On what ground do you dismiss it as not a serious suggestion? I haven't seen anything better yet.

Are you familiar with the movie?

Those 'notes' as it were, were sent from heaven down to us, or rather the us in the movie.

We, were just repeating the message back.

I think in the movie some people were told or otherwise led to when and where they would arrive, and driven to be there for the arrival.

This is exactly backwards, from what I'd like to discuss.

I want to know how we can coax them down...

 

[Stray Cat]

I want to know how we can coax them down...

Although I know this may well be lost on our international friends who don't follow Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer's game show Shooting Stars, the way to coax something down from above is to 'coo' like a dove and motion with your fingers.

 

[Yeah_Right]

We can coax them down by telling them that earth girls are easy.

 

[RoboTimbo]

Maybe if we vote Jack Nicholson in as President?

 

[dafydd]

Are you familiar with the movie?

Those 'notes' as it were, were sent from heaven down to us, or rather the us in the movie.

We, were just repeating the message back.

I think in the movie some people were told or otherwise led to when and where they would arrive, and driven to be there for the arrival.

This is exactly backwards, from what I'd like to discuss.

I want to know how we can coax them down...

Maybe you can help me. I want to coax some unicorns into my house.

 

[bruto]

Maybe you can help me. I want to coax some unicorns into my house.

Ah, now we're getting into an area with a much more consistent and well documented history than that of UFO's. Every good bestiary has a unicorn, but where are the little green men?

What you need to get unicorns is a virgin. Unicorns are considered reliable virgin detectors. Make sure she's a real one, though, because they have a rather nasty habit of impaling imposters. You just round up a virgin, and set her out in a field where there have been unicorn sightings. The unicorn will come along and lay its head in her lap, and fall asleep. You can then capture the unicorn, and slaughter it for its horn. The now confirmed virgin can then be married off to the highest bidder. Accounts of successful unicorn hunts are unclear as to the disposition of the meat, but your master of the hounds can probably help you to clear up the leftovers.

 

[I Am He]

Coax who down, KotA? If their not aliens, as you say, and they are supposedly are an advanced us they would have no problems coming here on their own accord without any coaxing.

Oh, and another thing, you said they left before recorder time? How can that be because they would have been advanced enough to have left some kind record as they evolved.




I Am He

 

[Jeff Corey]

"'ere dey come!" "Prepare zee saute' pan." "Wait, look at that - there's some sort of bird up there." ""Good eatin'?" "No, it's an eagle - they are one of the higher involved species, and therefore, off limits." "You mean, tref."