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The 2023 Predictions Thread

You're gonna take a walk in the rain
And you're gonna get wet
- Sparks

(Which has a crossover to the drag thread.)
 
rjh01 said:
This forum will continue to slowly die. It will have fewer active members and fewer posts. No major software upgrade.
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Indeed, truly a sad state of affairs in this modern world. (member 52 look it up)
Oh, and the republicans will welcome the bent cross as a new insign.
 
By November of 2023, over 60% of all commercials will be trailers for longer commercials that you can view by going to the advertiser's Web page.
 
Trebuchet said:
That's a no-brainer, because the nominee won't be selected until 2024.



William V, I think. IV was the second son of George III.
Meanwhile, I'll confine mine to the Republican US House of Representatives:
-- Many, many, MANY hours will be spent investigating Hunter Biden, to no result whatsoever.
-- EmptyG will get her committee assignments back, and act like a fool in the meetings.
-- A serious effort will be made to impeach Joe Biden, for fathering Hunter.
-- They'll shut down the government at least once.
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[Pedant mode]
William IV was actually George III's third son- the second son was named Frederick, the Duke of York, who died before his older brother (George IV), having left no legitimate issue, which made William next in line for the throne. William IV also died with no legitimate issue, leaving the throne to the issue of the next brother, Edward the Duke of Kent, who had also pre-deceased George IV. Edward's only legitimate issue was a daughter named Alexandrina Victoria, who discarded the "Alexandrina" to become Queen Victoria. And the rest, as they say, is her story.
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There will be a major political crisis involving widespread violence or stochastic terrorism.

I'm buying more guns.
 
I predict Trump will be convicted on multiple charges. After multiple appeals claiming a biased jury he'll end up sentenced to home confinement with an ankle monitor because SS protection cannot be accommodated in a prison.

The trial in Georgia will be separate but I predict the same, guilty verdict, sentence concurrent with federal sentence.

He'll end up golfing and violating the terms of his sentence multiple times and the judicial branch will eventually, after much public pressure, find a federal prison that can accommodate him, SS agents and all.

I predict Trump's accomplices will all be found guilty and given jail time—no home confinement for them. Suckers!!!
 
arthwollipot said:
This is where we try to beat the psychics at their own game. What do you think will happen in 2023?

  • There will be a scandal in the world of international cricket.
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That is only a partial prediction. The complete prediction is, there will be a scandal in the world of international cricket, and no one will care.

*Sounds of crickets chirping*
 
TragicMonkey said:
1. 2023 new fashion trend: wearing desserts! Apple pies, layer cakes, brownies...all of these and more will be worn by luminous celebrities!

2. Elon Musk will announce he's seeking gender reassignment.

3. A new respiratory illness carried by walruses will emerge in humans.

4. J.K. Rowling will announce she's seeking gender reassignment.

5. Elon Musk will drop her $40,000 designer apple pie she's wearing as a hat when she is overcome by a walrus-virus coughing fit.
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Nicely done!
 
Apathia said:
Easy one:

Donald Trump will issue a second set of NFT self deifications defecations
One image will feature Trump riding a velociraptor.
In another he'll be wearing mech-armor.
In yet another he'll be nailed on a cross as the sacrificial god for America's sins.

Thousands of MAGA chumps will buy this crap.
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FTFY
 
Predictions:

The Moon will crash into the earth - no one will notice
A new sexual orientation will come into being it will be called goofyward
Smarkcooky will find himself unable to swim when New Zealand sinks - upwards
The IS board will become the newest fad and signing up but not posting the latest thing
They will find a way to send pudding by email and txt
China will simply close all its businesses and become a hermit kingdom
Russia will accidentally nuke itself - but miss
A new sect of Christianity, 'the wretched repugnants' will become popular in four counties in the deep south, their main tenet is to hold their breath until everyone gives them money
Archaeology & history it will be discovered that it is not 2023 AD but 513 AD a regrettable error with the calendar it would seem
Biden will be impeached for not locking Trump in an iron box and leaving him out in the sun for a few weeks
 
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