Santorum is Dropping Out

[dc1971]

Darn! No more froth jokes!

 

[Mark6]

The Onion is way ahead of you on this one.

When reading this Onion article, I had a very strange felling that it is not an Onion article at all. In fact, it could easily appear in one of snarkier real news outlets.

 

[Mark6]

He's "faithful to his wife and seven kids." That implies... no... I won't go there.

What instantly came to my mind was "Craster".

And yes, I know it is entirely unfair.

 

[willhaven]

Darn! No more froth jokes!

One could say...

Dick pulls out.

 

[Nosi]

He's "faithful to his wife and seven kids." That implies... no... I won't go there.

Smack you for putting that thought in my head. I'll have to scrub-a-dub the brain to clean it!

 

[fishbob]

Headline:

GOP spokesman questioned on the party intends to keep Santorum under control, replies: "Depends".

 

[Juniversal]

Now there will never be an appropriate use for this video

Oh God... Unfortunately I can't unhear that. *rocks back and forth in corner*