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Kid Eager

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Kid Eager
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I'm bored, so I did something pointless and here it is...

Grab a banknote from your wallet/purse and using the last four numerals in the serial number, construct your conspiracy theory:

Select the items corresponding to the value of the 4th last, 3rd last, 2nd last and last numeral in your chosen banknote's serial number:

"I've just found out that..."

4th Last:
0 = The Illuminati
1 = The Masons
2 = Mickey Mouse's voiceover artist
4 = The Opus Dei
5 = Ron Tomkins
6 = The British Royal Family
7 = The Bilderberg Group
8 = The Reptile People
9 = The Teletubbies

3rd Last:
0 = are stockpiling newts
1 = have given Bernie Eccleston rabies
2 = are creating a new dance move
3 = have secretly banned the playing of Canasta
4 = were seen impersonating Vladimir Putin
5 = knitted 16 sheep together
6 = activated HAARP
7 = conducted a seance
8 = have created a biological agent
9 = are amending the Constitution

2nd Last:
0 = to summon Chtulhu
1 = to reduce US dependence on corn syrup
2 = to re-establish Pluto as a planet
3 = to identify fake red-heads
4 = to deactivate the secret moon base's defences
5 = to take up a short position on the dollar
6 = to start a breeding program for narwhals
7 = to take over the World Monetary Fund
8 = to make mime illegal
9 = to given everybody the right to carry thermite

Last:
0 = so that the White House always has hot water
1 = so that leftists can't use Wendy's
2 = so that the sheeple never discover the truth
3 = so that they can create more accountants
4 = so that the imbalance between good and evil is maintained
5 = so that Obama can be blamed for more things
6 = so that Morris Dancing can be nationally televised
7 = so that anybody can make things up and have them published
8 = so that nothing rhymes with bacon any longer
9 = so that climate change brings back dinosaurs

Enjoy - or not. Post your results.... :rolleyes:
 
Banknote? What are those. I haven't used cash in years...still I'll try it from another random source.

The Teletubbies are creating a new dance move to identify fake red heads so that sheeple never discover the truth.

(Taken from the ISBN of Watchmen)
 
I've just found out that the truly hidden masters were seen impersonating Vladimir Putin to identify fake red-heads so that the sheeple never discover the truth


I've sorta improvised the first bit, as you forgot to put in something for option 3 in the first set. This of course clearly demonstrates an even deeper hidden agenda on your part.
 
The Illuminati conducted a seance to identify fake red-heads so that leftists can't use Wendy's
 
According to my printer cartridge....

The Reptile People conducted a seance to re-establish Pluto as a planet so that nothing rhymes with bacon any longer.
 
Try here.

The CIA hopes it never comes to be that a housewife who thinks she saw Elvis in the back of an unmarked truck which just left the Oval Office doesn't want to spend another second with the American Nazi Party.
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The British Royal Family have created a biological agent to summon Chtulhu so that climate change brings back dinosaurs. My phone number speaks the truth.
 
Ron Tomkins has secretly banned the playing of Canasta to summon Chtulhu so that climate change brings back dinosaurs.

Truth from Jenny (10 'net points to anyone who can solve the reference)

Beanbag
 
I just found out that Kid Eager is bored enough to do something pointless so that I now know (or pretend) that I don't have a banknote in my purse.
 
I'm bored, so I did something pointless and here it is...

Grab a banknote from your wallet/purse and using the last four numerals in the serial number, construct your conspiracy theory:

Select the items corresponding to the value of the 4th last, 3rd last, 2nd last and last numeral in your chosen banknote's serial number:

"I've just found out that..."
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Brilliant. You really need to be bored more often, for our sake!
 
I've just found out that...

Ron Tomkins is creating a new dance move to summon Chtulhu so that the sheeple never discover the truth.


(on to Google Ron Tomkins)


Busy guy....

He's got a Facebook page, he says "this won't hurt, I promise", he's leaving Astoria and has a Meme Generator.

And no, I didn't mean Ron Tompkins


(Nominated)
 
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I've just realized that all but two of the first group are singular subjects, while all but two of the second group are plural verb forms. Obviously this degree of grammar insubordination can only mean that Kid Eager are suffering from multiple personalities, several of which is conspiring to destroy the English language and restore Latin to it's rightful place.
 
Beanbag said:
Ron Tomkins has secretly banned the playing of Canasta to summon Chtulhu so that climate change brings back dinosaurs.

Truth from Jenny (10 'net points to anyone who can solve the reference)

Beanbag
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Tommy Tutone isn't all that vague...
 
Prometheus said:
I've just realized that all but two of the first group are singular subjects, while all but two of the second group are plural verb forms. Obviously this degree of grammar insubordination can only mean that Kid Eager are suffering from multiple personalities, several of which is conspiring to destroy the English language and restore Latin to it's rightful place.
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No we're not! What's a have/has between friends - they both start with the same letters. Bleeding Grammar Godwin...
 
I've just found out, that the Reptile People have knitted 16 sheep together to summon Chtulhu so that nothing rhymes with bacon any longer.
 
My phone number is responsible for Niels Harrit.

The Illuminati activated HAARP to take up a short position on the dollar so that anybody can make things up and have them published.

Sorry about that.
 
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