Random Conspiracy Generator

According to the Coke I just bought here in Zurich:

The Reptile People have created a biological agent to make mime illegal so that the sheeple never discover the truth.
 
I've just found out that...

The Teletubbies are amending the Constitution to give everybody the right to carry thermite so that the sheeple never discover the truth.
 
Courtesy of some pills I'm taking, I've just found out that...

Mickey Mouse's voiceover artist knitted 16 sheep together to identify fake red-heads so that nothing rhymes with bacon any longer...






God these antibiotics are strong!
 
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