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"Randi" Get a Brain

Hawk one said:
Since we're dealing with a breatharian, wouldn't "Livin' on a prayer" be more appropriate? ;)
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Or even "Bad Medicine" for the ORMES claims... looks like we've got a Bon Jovi marathon all lined up.
 
Hawk one said:
OK, so let's talk about something really important here.

Why does everything that's artificially flavoured with cherry have do be so damn over-sweetened? Why can't they try to let the cherry taste keep sharp (if you know what I mean)? I've tasted cherry candy that's flavoured more sharply, and by Ed, that's some good candy! In contrast to this, we have any form of cherry colas and sodas. All those I've tried so far have the same effect: One sip is enough to make you feel like you're getting diabetes from a sugar overload...
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Why can't these applicants put their psychic powers to good use?

"I will under close scrutiny use my dowsing abilities to make cherry kool-aid taste less like sugary crud and more like cherries!"

now THAT I want to see.
 
fowlsound said:
Why can't these applicants put their psychic powers to good use?

"I will under close scrutiny use my dowsing abilities to make cherry kool-aid taste less like sugary crud and more like cherries!"

now THAT I want to see.
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Don't use a whole cup of sugar when making it. I only use a half cup.
 
jmercer said:
Good grief, Kramer... do you ever just look at the phone when it rings and think "Not again - please, not again!"?
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I have that with close friends.

But lunatics who believe they have strange and special magical powers?

Actually, now that I think about some of my friends...
 
LostAngeles said:
Don't use a whole cup of sugar when making it. I only use a half cup.
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Curses...


*crumples up application and throws it away*
 
KRAMER said:
This fellow called me a few weeks ago ranting about ORMUS (or something that). He sounded young-ish. His grammar and sentence construction matched his postings here perfectly. I doubt that he's an old "friend", or ex-forum member who was banned previously.

His claim was that he is a Breatharian. He kept calling me Randi as I kept telling him I wasn't Randi. This went on for a while until he started cursing at me and threatening to send his lawyer after us. He got very upset when I told him that we would not accept his claim. I told him not to apply. He cursed at me again.

I said, "Whatever", and he cursed some more and then hung up.

And that was all she wrote.
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I am beginning to get a little bit of insight into some of your previous reactions to applicants (or, for that matter, non-applicants).
 
LostAngeles said:
Sure, if you like foul aftertaste.
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Amen, brother. My mom always made Kool Aid with half sugar. Then I slept over at my friends house, and he served some fruit punch. I thought I was dying of diabeties.

Here's the fix. Make cherry Kool Aid with Half to 2/3 sugar, add a splash of lemon juice. Flavor and kick intact. It even almost tastes like fruit. (maybe because of the actual fruit juice added)... hmm...
 
chance said:
Of course it has limitations, try bending a spoon with your brain power!
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Totally. I don't even need to use my brain. Bending a spoon with your hands takes no brainpower at all. If you use your brain, you immediately realize you don't need to bend a spoon. EVER.
 
treble_head said:
Amen, brother. My mom always made Kool Aid with half sugar. Then I slept over at my friends house, and he served some fruit punch. I thought I was dying of diabeties.

Here's the fix. Make cherry Kool Aid with Half to 2/3 sugar, add a splash of lemon juice. Flavor and kick intact. It even almost tastes like fruit. (maybe because of the actual fruit juice added)... hmm...
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I don't have any sugar at the moment will Ormus work just as well?
 
Mid said:
I don't have any sugar at the moment will Ormus work just as well?
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Well, if halfwit (aka GodofJacob) had actually tried for the prize and dispensed with spewing filth at Kramer, maybe we would have known.

Actually, if he'd like to try to find those limitations on the Human Brain, (caps intentional), aggle-rithm, I'm willing to contribute the truck.
 
I’ve removed the content of this post by a previously banned Member, I am not allowing someone who has been banned for the reasons given to use this forum as a platform to make further lies and attacks on the JREF or its staff.
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I see from the thread about GodofJacob in the Forum Management area that there has been an element of "real world" problems with GodofJacob.

Did he phone the Randi offices in the last few days or something similar?

Or has he been PMing threats?

Sounds like a real genuine psycho - I hope there's no risk of any actual physical contact for any JREF staff or admins with this loon.

Judging by the fact that he's already tried to register under a new name it looks like there might be further trouble from this disturbed individual.
 
Physical threats to JREF staff ?

Ashles said:

Sounds like a real genuine psycho - I hope there's no risk of any actual physical contact for any JREF staff or admins with this loon.
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This touches on a topic I've been wondering about recently.

Given the number of what appear to be really mentally ill psychos involved in woowoo, does the JREF take any special measures to protect its staff ?

Given the ease with which Oliver Mills apparently had in gaining access to the JREF, it would seem that it's rather easy. Has any JREF staff member ever been physically confronted by any of these woowoo creatures ? I'd imagine poor Kramer to be one of the ones most likely to come up against them - I'm just hoping Kramer is a big guy able to hold his own.
 
Re: Physical threats to JREF staff ?

Blue Bubble said:
This touches on a topic I've been wondering about recently.

Given the number of what appear to be really mentally ill psychos involved in woowoo, does the JREF take any special measures to protect its staff ?

Given the ease with which Oliver Mills apparently had in gaining access to the JREF, it would seem that it's rather easy. Has any JREF staff member ever been physically confronted by any of these woowoo creatures ? I'd imagine poor Kramer to be one of the ones most likely to come up against them - I'm just hoping Kramer is a big guy able to hold his own.
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A thought out of left field:

I wonder how well just using their "woo-ness" against them would work. So many of these guys claim Randi et. al. are evil and powerful psychics and are already very impressionable and open to suggetsion. Do you think you could simply claim you're using "dark magic" to stop them? "Shalakzam! I've cursed your baseball bat! Anyone touching it will get a horrible itching rash!" "I'm penetrating your mind with my psychic powers... you must obey. Your fists are very heavy and slow..." "I have the secret ORMES dust transmuted into diatomic poison through fluidics here in my hand. If I throw it at you, you'll go blind!"

Of course, doing this would "validate" all kinds of nutso beliefs on their part. But it also might be a quick way to humanely defuse a situation...
 
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