Predict a Saddam Conspiracy!

PerryLogan said:
Is anyone worried we might be giving the Truthers ideas? Have they in fact outsmarted us, maneuvering us into writing their best material?

After the Iraqi invasion, when Saddam was missing, Alex Jones said he'd been taken to Cuba. No sources were cited.

Maybe Alex will come back with that one, and say they killed a double. Amazing the way these doubles go to their deaths so willingly. My doubles won't even give me the time of day.
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Do you-all really think that the guy they pulled out of the tunnel was Saddadm.

It's been a false- flag from the start.

I have the raw evidence and know where the c4 goes.

And don't you eat no yellow snow!
 
Kiwiwriter said:
The mastermind of the entire scheme is J. Edgar Hoover, who staged his own death in 1972. He is actually still alive, and controlling operations from the secret HQ at Mount Weather, to avoid being seen. Using OUIJA boards and Masonic/Jewish rituals, he is taking orders from Satan himself.

However, as I, and I alone have the solution to this mystery, the New World Order's nefarious schemes can be defeated by sending cash or checks (made out to cash) directly to me. :D
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Check's in the mail, Kiwi. And as the New Leader of the New World Order, I look forward to your first 100 hours in office, and therefore I augment the original 10 Kiwi Decrees that I had listed in another post, with 10 more:

1. Destruction of Wikipedia, replace with Kiwipedia.
2. Change the Constitution to: Kiwi the People, in order to form a more perfect union...
3. New National Fruit: Kiwi
4. New National Anthem to be written by Francis Scott Kiwi.
5. New National Movie: Kiwiblanca
6. QWERTY keyboard to be replaced by BIRDY kiwiboard.
7. New National Church to be built called The Crystal Kiwithedral.
8. All Wiccans to be converted to Kiwiccans.
9. New School Curriculum for grades Kiwi through 12.
10. Next U.S. President: Kiwi Herman
11. Official Presidential Book: My Pet Kiwi
12. Official Winter Sports Organization: National Hockiwi League
13. New Children's Mascot: The Cookiwi Monster
14. Official Movie for The Insane: One Flew Over The Kiwi's Nest
15. Official Department Store: KiwiMart
16. New Political Party: Demokiwirats
17. Official TV Series: Amerikiwian Idol
18. Pluto's New Status: Kiwiuiper Belt Object
19. National Spy Organization: Kiwi-I-A
20. New Holiday Greeting: Merry Kiwistmas!
 
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JamesB said:
Has anyone mentioned clones yet?
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Don't start with them, can't trust 'em with their big, red noses and floppy shoes.

Oh, you said clones!

Carry on!

Although the above would be a good description of my clone.
 
JimBenArm said:
Don't start with them, can't trust 'em with their big, red noses and floppy shoes.

Oh, you said clones!

Carry on!

Although the above would be a good description of my clone.
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Send in the clowns. Hurry, they've been in that little automobile all day and just before getting stuffed inside, they dined on stuffed cabbage and Guinness.

OT: (serious) The USS Minneapolis-St. Paul just lost 2 sub sailors over in Devon, 2 others in bad shape. Washed off the deck - tethered - but battered by the sea. Yet another reminder of just how rigorous military life is, how dangerous.
 
ConspiRaider said:
Send in the clowns. Hurry, they've been in that little automobile all day and just before getting stuffed inside, they dined on stuffed cabbage and Guinness.

OT: (serious) The USS Minneapolis-St. Paul just lost 2 sub sailors over in Devon, 2 others in bad shape. Washed off the deck - tethered - but battered by the sea. Yet another reminder of just how rigorous military life is, how dangerous.
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Thanks for letting me know about this. Not many details yet at http://www.thesubreport.com but they'll keep it updated.
 
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/12/29/africa/ME_GEN_Jordan_Saddam_Lawyers.php
AMMAN, Jordan: Lawyers representing Saddam Hussein reported Friday that the condemned former leader was no longer in U.S. custody, but an Iraqi official in Baghdad denied the transfer of control.

The physical hand-over of Saddam to Iraqi authorities was believed to be one of the last steps before he was to be hanged, although the lawyers' statement did not specifically say Saddam was in Iraqi hands.

"A few minutes ago we received correspondence from the Americans saying that President Saddam Hussein is no longer under the control of U.S. forces," according to the statement faxed to The Associated Press.
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This is where the funny business will happen in the CT. Notice above Sadam is no longer in US control, and he hasn't been handed over to Iraq yet. He is in limboland -- where he will undoubtedly create his clone and escape.
 
Saddam's death will complete the Metaphysical Trilogy of Death following the deaths of James Brown and Gerald Ford.
 
Saddam will show up in Tupac's new video in a bling encrusted hot tub surrounded by booty dancers in thongs.
 
Hahahahaha!

ConspiRaider said:
Check's in the mail, Kiwi. And as the New Leader of the New World Order, I look forward to your first 100 hours in office, and therefore I augment the original 10 Kiwi Decrees that I had listed in another post, with 10 more:

1. Destruction of Wikipedia, replace with Kiwipedia.
2. Change the Constitution to: Kiwi the People, in order to form a more perfect union...
3. New National Fruit: Kiwi
4. New National Anthem to be written by Francis Scott Kiwi.
5. New National Movie: Kiwiblanca
6. QWERTY keyboard to be replaced by BIRDY kiwiboard.
7. New National Church to be built called The Crystal Kiwithedral.
8. All Wiccans to be converted to Kiwiccans.
9. New School Curriculum for grades Kiwi through 12.
10. Next U.S. President: Kiwi Herman
11. Official Presidential Book: My Pet Kiwi
12. Official Winter Sports Organization: National Hockiwi League
13. New Children's Mascot: The Cookiwi Monster
14. Official Movie for The Insane: One Flew Over The Kiwi's Nest
15. Official Department Store: KiwiMart
16. New Political Party: Demokiwirats
17. Official TV Series: Amerikiwian Idol
18. Pluto's New Status: Kiwiuiper Belt Object
19. National Spy Organization: Kiwi-I-A
20. New Holiday Greeting: Merry Kiwistmas!
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That list is absolutely hilarious!

And you will be remembered with honor...after the check clears. :D
 
Been trying to talk to complete nutcases on another fourm.

My brain hurts with the ignorance.

Thank god for this place.
 
Exhausting, isn't it?

Dr. Lao said:
Been trying to talk to complete nutcases on another fourm.

My brain hurts with the ignorance.

Thank god for this place.
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Yeah...dealing with these nutters is like bashing your head into a wall, with the same impact. It's amazing how much energy is used maintaining stupidity, that could be used to achieve intelligence.
 
boloboffin said:
he dead
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Yep - seems to be confirmed...
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Saddam is in heaven now making WMD's using a cookie making plant as a disguise for his operations.

South Park predicted this years ago and it happened!
 
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