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[Gord_in_Toronto]

The article I saw said "no injuries were reported".

Maybe he just had a scare then?

 

[TragicMonkey]

ST. LOUIS, Mo. (First Alert 4) - Officials warn of several monkeys on the loose in north St. Louis City.

The St. Louis City Health Department told First Alert 4 that they have received reports of four monkeys on the loose near Redbud Avenue. They currently have Animal Control officers patrolling the area to watch the monkeys and plan to trap them.

Ten days in and it's already an unusual year.

No monkeys have been captured and are presumed to be at large, the department said.

Fight the power, lil' monkeys! Run to freedom!!

It is stressed that you should not approach the animals, as they can be aggressive and act unpredictably.

Indeed!

https://www.firstalert4.com/2026/01/09/residents-warned-4-monkeys-loose-north-city/

 

[shemp]

At least they don't have guns.




Or do they???

 

[TragicMonkey]

At least they don't have guns.




Or do they???

It's St Louis, they'll find a few guns laying around. No health packs or double xp objects, though.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Ten days in and it's already an unusual year.



Fight the power, lil' monkeys! Run to freedom!!



Indeed!

https://www.firstalert4.com/2026/01/09/residents-warned-4-monkeys-loose-north-city/

I want to use the Gerald the gorilla "Wild, I was absolutely livid!" joke when they are caught.

But I know, in this place I will just get a series of replies pointing out that a gorilla isn't a monkey.

 

[Andy_Ross]

At least they don't have guns.




Or do they???

Your thinking of gorillas