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Piscivore

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Piscivore
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I require the assistance of someone who:

1) Has read a substantial portion of Iacchus' online manifesto,
2) Has a taste for fiction and a critical eye, and can tell good writing from bad,
3) Is not put off by profanity, vulgarity, or robot prostitutes.
4) Is willing to give me a half hour or so of your attention. Depending on your reading speed, I guess.

PM me if you can help. Thank you for your time.
 
On a related matter, I require the assistance of someone who is profane, vulgar, or a robot prostitute, and is willing to give me a half hour or so of their attention, depending on their speed.
 
TragicMonkey said:
On a related matter, I require the assistance of someone who is profane, vulgar, or a robot prostitute, and is willing to give me a half hour or so of their attention, depending on their speed.
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I have two out of three covered, but I need a lot longer than that.








I've been working on this one for eight months...
 
I require the speedy assistance of a profound, vain Bulgarian robot prostitute who can give me half of their attention for an hour. And must have a taste for eyes and critical fiction. Thank you.
 
And I require a robot Iacchus prostitute who... Wait... No, I don't...
 
Mercutio said:
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Thus far, people have shown little interest. What is there to fear about that? Aren't you more afraid of what might happen by getting the word out? In fact that's all it takes is a little sensationalism, correct?
 
Piscivore said:
Hah! :D

No.

Hee hee hee. ;)


I've told lots of people about you. My young, pretty associate thinks you're creepy as hell.

Heh :roll:

Just wait... :D
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Oh, I see that you've been lurking. So, you're no more the sensationalist "creep" that you claim me to be, correct?
 
Iacchus said:
That's Iacchus with a capital "I" by the way.
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Sorry, the font makes it difficult to distinguish uppercase "I" from lowercase "L."
 
Iacchus said:
Thus far, people have shown little interest.
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True, if understated.
What is there to fear about that? .
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Nothing at all. What is to fear is the amount of precious time C4ts might never be able to get back, trying to wade through your numerology and dreams.
Aren't you more afraid of what might happen by getting the word out?.
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Um...no.
In fact that's all it takes is a little sensationalism, correct?
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Is that what you think you are doing here? As I said on another thread, if your writing here is intended as an advertisement for your writing there, you are doing an extraordinarily poor job of it.
 
Given the amount I spend on these forums, I don't see my time as very precious after all. But I would prefer to read other things. I think I'll get started on The Metamorphosis now that I've been reminded.
 
Mercutio said:
Nothing at all. What is to fear is the amount of precious time C4ts might never be able to get back, trying to wade through your numerology and dreams.
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Oh, for shame. ;)

Is that what you think you are doing here? As I said on another thread, if your writing here is intended as an advertisement for your writing there, you are doing an extraordinarily poor job of it.
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Yep. In fact I've done very little to promote it here.
 
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