Help a writer out.

[c4ts]

I have standards (low though they are), so I'll have to let someone else take this straight line.

At this level, a metaphor involving rubber and glue would seem appropriate here.

 

[Iacchus]

I have standards (low though they are), so I'll have to let someone else take this straight line.

Well, by all means dress it up, and at least make it look you're educated!

 

[NoZed Avenger]

Well, by all means dress it up[] and at least make it look [like] you're educated!

 

[Kiless]

You're spouting nonsense.

Well, by all means dress it up [remove comma] and at least make it look [like] you're educated!

Iaccuus.

You're out of your depth.

Leave before we laugh any harder.

 

[Piscivore]

Oh, I see that you've been lurking. So, you're no more the sensationalist "creep" that you claim me to be, correct?

Yeah... I've been lurking in my own thread...

 

[Kiless]

Yeah... I've been lurking in my own thread...

Tch, you cheeky fellow you! Make your own thread... then check out its progress... practically spine-chilling how you do that...

 

[Piscivore]

Tch, you cheeky fellow you! Make your own thread... then check out its progress... practically spine-chilling how you do that...

Yeah, I'm creepy that way. Next thing you know, I'll be asking the thread where it lives and trying to rub against its leg...