Epstein suicide conspiracy theories

[fitzgibbon]

Betting the interwebz gonna be lousy with them right quick

Fitz

 

[Trebuchet]

Obviously Killary disguised herself as a guard and done him in!

 

[Vixen]

Prince Andrew sent in the Paris Tunnel 'hit squad'.

 

[Spektator]

Trump leaves the White House for a "golfing holiday" and his "old buddy" "commits suicide?" "Many people" are saying the timing is so "suspicious" it deserves scare "quotes."

 

[llwyd]

Well, anyway, it's good to have a closure for this unpleasant business. We can now move on to actually pressing matters.

 

[GlennB]

Prince Andrew sent in the Paris Tunnel 'hit squad'.

That was going to be my 'joke'.

 

[JoeMorgue]

There were Epstein suicide conspiracy theories before Epstein committed suicide.

 

[llwyd]

Well, anyway, it's good to have a closure for this unpleasant business. We can now move on to actually pressing matters.

Btw, as most readers are American, I have to explain that this was slightly snarkish. Not that the suicide couldn't have been genuine, most probably it is, but at the same time I suspect it was a bit of a Christmas gift for many people. But in this fallen world bad people tend to get Christmas gifts without any devilish conspiracies being necessary.

 

[The Great Zaganza]

I'll be even more disappointed if this is the end of the investigation.
I hope they can find his money so the victims can sue for some.

 

[dann]

He had reason to kill himself. As long as the photos and tapes from his safe are safe and secure, I wouldn't give credence to conspiracy theories. However, if they suddenly disappear, it becomes much more likely that his alleged suicide may have been 'assisted' by his "powerful friends".

 

[Allen773]

Great, now *everyone* across the political spectrum is a conspiracy theorist.

 

[rgsalinger]

The British Royal Family had the most to lose here.

 

[Allen773]

The British Royal Family had the most to lose here.

Are you saying that LaRouche was right?!

 

[dudalb]

You are already have some people here at ISF,who normally treat conspiracy theories with contempt , who are pushing this one because they hate Trump so much.
I don''t like Donny any more then they do, but I am going to need solid evidence before I scream Conspiracy.
It is going to be a test of how skeptical some people really are;If they are willing to apply the same skepticism they apply to Conspiracy Theories in general to one they would like to beleive for political reasons.

 

[dudalb]

The British Royal Family had the most to lose here.

Gee, Lyndon, you still alive......

 

[The Great Zaganza]

The Trump-Epstein deals should be investigated, but I don't see a lot of indication that Trump would be particularly interested in underage girls- women are a status symbol for him, something to be displayed. What's the point of having sex with a 15 year old when you can't brag about?

 

[dudalb]

The Trump-Epstein deals should be investigated, but I don't see a lot of indication that Trump would be particularly interested in underage girls- women are a status symbol for him, something to be displayed. What's the point of having sex with a 15 year old when you can't brag about?

Oh, the Trump/Epstein link should be througly investigated, I just think that accusing Trump of having Epstein murdered is something that shoulld not be done without a lot of proof then Ihave seen so far.
Sadlu, though , a couple of people here who should really no better are letting their understandable loathing for Trump really overcome their common sense.

 

[smartcooky]

Hmm, suicide Eh?

A likely story. I wonder who put the hit out on him?

This is a joke right?

I'm not dismissing the idea that it was suicide, it may well have been.

What I AM saying is that this is veeeeery convenient for a helluva lot of powerful and well connected people who would surely have been crapping themselves that Epstein would roll over on them. His death is a gift from Heaven for them, and exactly what they would have been hoping for.

There is still a lot of documentary evidence in the possession of the Feds. Hopefully, that will name names, but if that evidence suddenly goes missing, then I have little doubt that we will have a full blown cover up on our hands.


ETA: And for the avoidance of doubt, much as I despise Donald Trump, I do not believe he was in any way involved in Epstein's depraved activities.

 

[dann]

I do not believe he was in any way involved in Epstein's depraved activities.

Neither do I, but I also wouldn't be shocked if he turned out to be in some way:

"He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side." (Trump, 2002)

What's the point of Trump's "It is even said ..." in 2002 when we have seen the footage of Trump and Epstein in 1992?

 

[Horatius]

Great, now *everyone* across the political spectrum is a conspiracy theorist.

On the bright side, this may be the event that re-unifies the country!