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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/diebold_accidentally_leaks I honestly believe this is exactly the world some of our paranoid "friends" live in on a daily basis and that makes me a sad panda.

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Felt this would liven up the forum: MELaLQLLMYg From South Park's episode "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce". Watch the whole episode for free here: http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103775

Hey everyone, Apparently, someone called up Alex Jones' wife, right after he landed in Austin from VA. The caller was a female who claims she is pregnant with Alex's Baby. The article is sooooo full of crap, but it shows just how crazy this "jarhead" is. Now he would have us believe that a...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c0zDmYk2kI Just a vid outlining the failures of the final cut, and surprisingly, very little profanity. I must be slipping in my old age. About 10 minutes after I get it up on youtube I get a message over myspace from a truther. Touch 'em all, Jaye. Touch 'em...

Oh god, what a hoot! I hope I get more of these. Here are a couple CT-loving folks who destroy my obviously feeble mind at StumbleUpon! This for tagging anti-CT and general skepticism pages. These types get more farcical by the day to me.

Here's a conspiracy theory that we can all enjoy! The "official story" is that Tupac died September 1996. This guy claims otherwise: This would be awesome if it were true, if you ask me.

Reading through all of the truther material posted here and elsewhere, I detect a hole in our taxonomy of trutherdom; We ignore the "No Brainers". The fundamental hallmark of this subgroup is their belief that the WTC was brought down in a manner that makes rational inquiry impossible. When...

The following is an MST3K fanfiction that another fan and I have been working on, and I thought I'd share it with everyone here at JREF. If you want to skip the host segment and go straight to the riffs, they start after the "movie sign" announcement. We only have the first chapter right now...

I don't usually point to blog posts here, but this is terrific and funny at the same time. I'd love to see somebody make a randomizer out of this to show how accurate it is!

The awards season has started, and LC:FC has failed to win the National Board of Review award for best documentary of 2007. Body of War took home that particular prize. http://imdb.com/news/wenn/2007-12-05/

I read this on Yahoo.com Gravy 911 Fix any gravy problem and make it gravy-licious. » 6 troubleshooting tips It's a secret message by the NWO! Those arrogant bastards! (Gets out bullhorn) Happy Thanksgiving! :-D

I'm thinking of doing another spoof site, this time calling it 'hairdressers for 9/11 truth', a spoof curiculum vitae of skills for each 'expert hairdresser' will be listed. If anyone would like to contribute, with suggestions for hair dressing theories, as to why the towers collapsed, feel...

I love S*P so very, very much...

I found a new script toy to play with when making Troofer jokes: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/index.php Of course, you'll have to be familiar with the "Phoenix Wright" series to understand it, but given the number of people who recognized my last post as a "rickroll", I'm sure most of you...

Internet Argument Bingo! We need a few stacks of these here in CT.

We're all familiar with the lol cat stuff. Many of us have used them here to great effect. I just figured it'd be fun to apply that concept to our favorite truthers. I'll kick it off in case people have no idea what this is all about.. Not much thought in this one, but the gist is there...

Someone's mad, lol. 3D3kFn_3xRY

I usually don't post here in regards to conspiracy theories. You all seem to have ieverything stitched up within minutes, so I don't have much to add. I thought you might get a kick out of this observation which I threw up on my usual site, though.

I live in New England, I don't understand why you didn't warn me Gravy. I could have taken my kids to that game. http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070804/NEWS01/70804002

Simple which CTer would win in a total fight to the finish Alex Jones - star of the twoof movement David Eick - keeping his eyes out for the reptillians Bart Sibrel - afraid of getting clobbered by retired astronauts When answering state who will win and if possible say how they will win...

I have received reports from Russian intelligence and the British MI6 that 07-07-07 is the date of the next false-flag in the USA. It will be 3 days after July 4th, which along with being our day of independance, is also the release date of Transformers the movie. (coincidence?) Think I'm...

Courtesy of the fine folks at http://icanhascheezburger.com/ .

Has anyone read this? It's a piece from Matt Taibbi in Rolling Stone, have no idea when, imagining what the planning session was like between Bush, Cheney and Rummy IF the CTists/ers are right. Taken from elchip on Fark taken from RS. BUSH: So, what's the plan again? CHENEY: Well, we need...

Apparently, a photograph has surfaced that shows six NWO agents in the act of planting demolition charges in the World Trade Center. (It appears to be around the 35th floor of the North tower, though I hope someone more familiar with NYC landmarks can pinpoint its location more confidently.)...

I am now strongly considering making a documentary about 9/11 satirising the 9/11 truth movement. It will propose that Cloaked Klingon Battleships with holographic projectors carried out 9/11. There will be an interview with 'expert' Duane Uriah Griffin Phd (Professor of Sport Sciences...

Time for some light relief. One of my very favourite websites, b3ta.com, has 9/11 conspiracies as it's latest image challenge topic this week. Here's the link to the most popular entries: http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/conspiracies/popular/ This is one of my favourites (by CrimsonSoul):

http://xkcd.com/c250.html

I'm having trouble finding any of the rubble from the collapsed floors. I've mainly been looking for the floor slabs, but haven't had much luck. Just in case you don’t know what floor slabs are, I’ll take a picture and point arrows to them: Now that you know what we’re looking for…...

First it was the road cones... Now I've uncovered another conspiracy perpetrated specifically to hinder me and mine. And this one really is the fault of the Jews... It's Easter - Good Friday. I have no food in my house because I've been away working on a huge television commercial for the...