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  1. Dave Rogers

    Today's XKCD: Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel

    http://www.xkcd.com/966/ At his best, Randall Monroe is simply awesome. Dave
  2. DaN K. StAnLeY

    Yo, Dog! Your Rhymes are WAC!

    I'm not sure if this is the funniest thing I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQhiiTMLb24&feature=channel_video_title I particularly like the verse that goes: Fresh, huh?:rolleyes: Sadly, it's about all the 9/11 Truthies have been able to produce in the last 10 years.
  3. Dave Rogers

    Conspiracy Theorists Deny 9/11 Anniversary

    From the British online satirical rag The Daily Mash: Conspiracy Theorists Deny 9/11 Anniversary Dave
  4. Minadin

    What is the FUNNIEST or MOST ENTERTAINING conspiracy theory?

    I was thinking about this recently. Flat-earthers, as stupid as they are, make me sad. 9-11 nut-balls make me angry. But, chem-trails adherents honestly make me laugh out loud. I just don't understand how people could believe that nonsense. So anyway, what's the most entertaining CT for...
  5. Kid Eager

    Random Conspiracy Generator

    I'm bored, so I did something pointless and here it is... Grab a banknote from your wallet/purse and using the last four numerals in the serial number, construct your conspiracy theory: Select the items corresponding to the value of the 4th last, 3rd last, 2nd last and last numeral in your...
  6. Scott Sommers

    More Evidence of 9/11 Weapons of Doom

    Like triforcharity, I've been working on connecting the dots for false flag government attacks outside 9/11. It just gets scarier and scarier the more you see what's going on behind the curtain. The attack on the Koror-Babeldaob Bridge is another smoking gun, if I've ever seen one. The bridge...
  7. A

    WTC Attacks not 911 in fact are 711

    I've new information which proves that the WTC should never be called 911. September is the 7th month in the Roman Calendar which makes it 711. Pope Pius VII met with Napoleon (1st antichrist) Pope Pius XI met with Hitler (2nd antichrist) New York was targeted because it's 11th state in the...
  8. N

    Obama was born in the Warp

    It makes sense now... Obama is a Champion of Tzeentch! :D After all, he seeks to bring about change.
  9. NotJesus

    Obama admits he was born on Krypton

    Why have the birthers been focused on Kenya, all this time? During the campaign, at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner, Obama came clean. THIS is why there's no 'long form.' Which would make Obama what ... Superman? :D
  10. 1337m4n

    The Triforce is real! And the Illuminati has it!

    What fun conspiracy theories can we make out of this?
  11. Spindrift

    Start your own conspiracy theory

    It seems that conspiracy theories arise because people have similar thoughts about something and question the "official story". Over the years I've thought up my own conspiracy theories but never did anything about them because I knew I was just making **** up. I wondered if a single person...
  12. T

    Invitation to Thunder to discuss his 9-11 theories

    I believe that 9-11 was an Outside Job. :)
  13. JollyRoger

    I Found Out Who's Responible, Here's How I Did It

    1) I took one of any number of conspiracies. :eye-poppi 2) I eliminated the value of human life. :jaw-dropp 3) Figured out who stands to make the most money. :eek: 4) Posted the equation here for all you conspiracy theorist and skeptics to scrutinize. :D Discuss?
  14. T

    What will Alex Jones' next prediction be?

    1. Hurricane Earl to swallow up Ground Zero. 2. Hurricane Fiona to swallow up D.C. 3. Nuclear false-flag in Wala Wala, WA. 4. Egg salmanela was a false-flag. 5. UV caused skin-cancer is NWO genocide!! 6....
  15. westprog

    Moon Landing Hoax - new footage

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw (Please excuse me if anyone's posted this already).
  16. Orphia Nay

    Wired: Conspiracy Theory Generator (6 essential elements)

    "Are you kidding me? [ event ] was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that [ appeal to precedent ]. And have you noticed that [ ruling elite ] has started to act very strangely? They obviously don’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking [...
  17. C

    Who killed the dinosaurs?

    New big study: It's official: An asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100304/sc_nm/us_dinosaurs_asteroid You've always gotta look at who benefits. We got something here maybe, but the details are a little unclear. What does anyone else think? :wackyskeptical:
  18. sadhatter

    The Skunk Conspiracy

    Okay, so i have been reading a lot of conspiracy stuff lately, and i think that i have it down. And have discovered a disturbing conspiracy taking place in my home province. For those not in the know in ontario it is illegal to keep a skunk as a pet. The fake reason the government gives is...
  19. sadhatter

    Master Shake And Ct's

    Watching aqua teen master shake had printed a book in which he outlines rules for dealing with a situation. Said rules bear a strange similarity to the methods of inquiry used by conspiracy theorists, the rules are. 1) Assess the situation. There is a consipracy 2) Apply Blame The Joos...
  20. WildCat

    Have The Truthers Discovered This Yet?

    I was looking through the FDNY Firehouse 10 site and saw their "unofficial" patch. It shows both towers of the WTC ablaze. Bear in mind, this patch was first adopted way back in 1984. So truthers, is this the smoking gun proof that the FDNY is in on it?
  21. kookbreaker

    Merged XKCD on 9/11 truthers

    Subtle in a way.
  22. Walter Ego

    What's My Next NWO Promotion?

    I'm still a muse and I'm one post short of the 1K mark. Do I get a promotion on my next post? (And what's the next pay grade?)
  23. Macgyver1968

    Now that we have the team..we only need a plan.

    Gumboot started a thread recently Join the Conspiracy, recruiting members to join the NWO team. Now that we have assembled the team, we need to come up with a plan. I personally vote against NWO Dept. of redundancy dept. head R. Goldberg's plan to use both 767's AND explosives to bring down...
  24. sadhatter

    What skills do you have?

    Quick question to our truther friends. The government ( or nwo, or the jews, or whomever) is powerful enough to manipulate events on a world scale, to control entire television networks, to off so many people at a whim, both famous and non famous. What special skills do you posses that make...
  25. T

    Luke Rudekowski speaks to huge crowd!!!!

    :p such is the mass popularity of 9-11 Truth.
  26. N

    Attention, NWO

    September 1st is here and I don't have to remind you all this is the end of the fiscal year for the NWO. You have only 10 days to submit your budgets for fiscal 2010. Also, a position have opened up and any interested persons can put their Sc-10a forms and a 12-f requisition in, along with the...
  27. joe911

    Alex jones is the joker...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUG9YsfquZk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5j9410tUV4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5j9410tUV4
  28. Squidgy

    Surely this is a hoax?

    I found this interview on youtube with an Al Qieada guy(sry if I spelt it wrong). This is just too daft,it must be a hoax right?
  29. abenja1

    Burger King's Whopper Virgins Commercial

    That Whopper Virgins commercial sure does make me feel sacrificing people: http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=79026.0
  30. Galileo

    Galileo Proves Moon Landing was NOT Faked!

    Galileo Proves Moon Landing was NOT Faked! Galileo Galilei Proven Right http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L55jImEhNZ0 Take that, conspiracy theorists. Galileo gotcha again!

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