October Stundie Finals

[Travis]

So on Tuesday I have to go get my flu and pneumonia vaccinations mind control and sterilization serum. I protested to my doctor NWO Handler that I didn't really need the pneumonia shot sterilization serum but he assured me that because I have asthma there are many new desperate female NWO recruits that it would be better to be on the side of safe.

Viva Epidemiology new NWO sorority recruiting effort!

Okay, so Stundie Awards....well I suppose we should honor the winner from September:

Who ever wrote those calculations obviously did it to confuse and perplex the conspiracy theorist.

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Awesome!
Here is the virtual award:

So now the October Stundie Finals!

1) @#!*%! natural satellites! How do they work?

Well.. Technically. We dont even know WHAT The moon is...

It has been said it is a satellite, but who has told us??? The NWO-owned puppets? lol...

You get my drift?

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2) Damn that magnetic gravity and how it traps light here on Earth.

moon gravity should trap sunlight just as earth gravity does...
we still have an 'unproven theory' of man walking on the moon.. i
also theorise moon gravity is greater than what nasa astronomers prophesize it to be how else
could we explain it's magnetic pull on ocean tides all the moon craters pulling-on nearby flying
objects that would have otherwise crash landed on earth...there's alot nasa is not telling us...

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3) It would seem some goalposts weren't just moved they were disintegrated and recombined in a new universe.

The ten commandments of 9-11 was an inside job

1. Thou World Trade Center shall not free fall by itself without being hit.
2. Thou reporters shall not report 30 minutes early that building 7 will fall.
3. Thou hole in pentagon shall be big enough to fit a 747 plane, enough for wings to fit.

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4) Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

The first warp is just north oif the south vertical stanchion of the golden gate bridge. We will appear in a version of earth that is similiar but different. Come get me. Dragon and jesus attack very bad for all of us.

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5) I highlighted the part that was apparently not read before responding.

The answer, put as simply as possible, is that the average acceleration experienced by the stick is g. Since, however, some parts of the stick are restrained so that they accelerate less than g, some other parts must be accelerating more than g.

The physical laws involved are those of gravity, leverage and geometry.

I didn't know that gravity could pull things to the earth faster than gravity. What law of motion provides for this exception?

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6) Daylight savings time has gotten ridiculous.

Two asteroids, several meters in diameter and in unrelated orbits, will pass within the moon's distance of Earth on Wednesday, Sept. 8.

the same day the Oct 13UFO display is supposed to happen.

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7) Opinions are like dogs eating dogs on a lead balloon.......wait........I think I screwed up my idioms.

The thing that strikes me as very odd,is the quality of some of the TV pictures supposedly being transmitted from the Moon.These,were, in my opinion,a little too good for the day,and just adds another anomally to the Moon landings.

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8) Well, it's nice to have it cleared up that the CIA and FBI are, apparently, Gods.

You can draw a final conclusion from this information based on the two laws regarding actions that result in unintended consequences:

Law 1: There are no actions that result in unintended consequences, every result from actions at the CIA and FBI HQ was exactly as intended

Law2: Go back and read Law 1.

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9) It's good to know that we no longer need that "falsifiability" crap anymore.

Free fall is impossible in a gravity driven collapse. One counter example will prove your case but you can never produce it because it is impossible.

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10) Reading this multiple times certainly doesn't make it sound less ridiculous.

This is getting more and more ridiculous.

You really think that the twin towers destruction was devised 30 years before they were even designed? 15 years before the beginning of the cold war and 60 years before the cold war ended and the US even needed a muslim enemy?

How is it so far-fetched. Who says they only designed them on the dates that they tell us? You really think they would hypothetically admit that the towers were designed prior to the release of the Lord of the Rings books? So really any date they give us is not trustworthy.

If they can predict the two world wars decades ahead of time then why can't they predict the design of the Twin Towrs decades ahead of time? Since they would need a massive, catalyzing event such as a "New Pearl Harbor" wouldn't it be logical from the start to muse about building two massive skyscrapers to blow up? Crashing planes into buildings has much to offer in terms of scaring the public, so it's a rather logical plan any would-be plotter would devise. So with that in mind they easily could have envisioned plane and building technology improving to create a 9/11 scenario back in the 30's or 40's.

Does it still sound ridiculous?

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11) Reasonably it's usually a good idea to not confuse a translator and the demented rambler's writings he/she's translating.

Lets be reasonable here. He writes the preface and the epistle in understandable language.. Why shouldn't the rest be in such a manner?

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12) What is it that temperature measures again?

Temperature is a property of matter whether you measure it or not.

Wrong. You're obviously thinking of heat, aka thermal energy.

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13) Don't bother with evidence and knowledge? Well your mama so...

Please don’t bother telling me how many laws of physics and books of knowledge and reams of scientific evidence prove I’m wrong. I not interested in the depth of your ignorance. There are a few that know I am right.

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14) Yeah, those "gallows" things were never even used until after 1978.

Before modern forensics, video cameras and computers, convictions were very difficult. Law enforcement and the public must have grown very exasperated because the vast majority of murderers were never apprehended.

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15) The flux capacitor is a weapon? Does Commander Kruge know about this? Bananas and beer were thrown into it? Does Doc Brown know about this?

I'm guessing the closest thing in fictional work that describes the weapon is the "flux capacitor" used in Back to the Future. Remember how the professor throws a banana and a beer can inside it in order to generate 2.1 gigawatts of power? Something like that.

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16) Hmm, my grandparents were all morons?

I think people who age and die are basically morons. And I refuse to follow that kind of path.

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17)I love sophistry porn in the morning!

I didn't say the rifle was different. I said it wasn't the same.

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18) It is, however, uninteresting to those that do have an explanation for someone talking to themselves in a 1928 film.

Well if that aint interesting to someone who has no explanation for it than I don't know what is!

The person appears to be walking with their hand to their ear, and speaking at the same time.

Either it is a cellular device, or a wrist com thingie...but I have no idea how old those are.

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19) Dan Brown's first mistake was letting them put his book in the "fiction" section.

Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code is fiction and is probably not very honest in the way it presents its historical material.

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20) Darn those Jews and their.....refractoriness zombie qualities!

One cannot kill dead person. Or just, dead people one cannot gasify. Both succeeded in the famous gas chambers to Auschwitz Birkenau exclusively only with living ones. Jews. Never with Gipsies or members of other races. Auschließlich with Jews, because only Jews own a certain refractoriness. And this has been an unavoidable condition for the gasification of the Jews.

Well, there you go folks. Vote early, often, late but never often.......wait a minute.

 

[Sledge]

... wow. This is a rich seam of stundinium. I want to go with 2, but I think I'm going to have to go over each one a few times to make sure I've fully appreciated their rich stupidity.

 

[tsig]

... wow. This is a rich seam of stundinium. I want to go with 2, but I think I'm going to have to go over each one a few times to make sure I've fully appreciated their rich stupidity.

Careful! You can lose so many IQ points you'll forget where the "back" button is and be doomed to spend the rest of your life on this page.

Look at Travis.

 

[carlitos]

Wow²
5, 8, 12 17. We may have to rename the physics sub-category in honor of ergo.

 

[1337m4n]

I think people who age and die are basically morons. And I refuse to follow that kind of path.

I...

Um...


What???

 

[W.D.Clinger]

The quality of this month's nominees is nothing but amazing.

It's nice to see so much competition. Can idiot-level physics hold off the world's second greatest scientific authority on 9/11? Does profound cluelessness trump sustained incoherence? Does any trace of terra cognita remain unvanquished?

 

[cow_cat]

#7 for the worst abuse of the comma, in written history, ever seen, while browsing, the internet, ever.

 

[X]

#2 - For sheer unadulterated misunderstanding of the natural world.

#10 - Because our beloved PDoh was the voice of reason. PDoh. The voice of reason. Pdoh.

#17 - How could I not?

 

[Longfellow]

#7 for the worst abuse of the comma, in written history, ever seen, while browsing, the internet, ever.

It's not just the commas. I absolutely hate posters who eschew conventional punctuation. What's up with that? Are they on an iphone or some such with limits to the number of characters? Does the device not have a space key or some other way to insert a space? Makes it near impossible for me to read.

So I usually don't.

</rant_mode>

 

[tsig]

#7 for the worst abuse of the comma, in written history, ever seen, while browsing, the internet, ever.

Why, may I interject, are, if I may be so bold as to ask, you, as a person, hating, in a purely non-subjective way, on commas?

 

[Dave Rogers]

#10 is pure gold, not so much for the content, but for the sense of desperate hope that the final question will be taken as rhetorical.

Dave

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

My head is spinning. I cannot vote until it stops.

 

[Klimax]

#7 looks like somebody speaking language like czech as placement of commas is quite similar. (1-2 are extra => 50 correct...)
And we have mostly precise rules where commas are and are not. (only few AFAIK cases where rules are not clear)

 

[Sabretooth]

#2, #15, #17, #19

#15 in particular, because apparently we had the technology for making time travel possible in 2001!

 

[Alferd_Packer]

12) Temperature only exists when you measure it

Well, to be perfectly fair, you could argue that temperature only exists as a probability until you measure it.

 

[Ysidro]

#6 is obviously refering to the day of the week. Yeah, it's fun making fun of crazy people but not when you misinterpret them.

 

[Sabretooth]

#6 is obviously refering to the day of the week. Yeah, it's fun making fun of crazy people but not when you misinterpret them.

Na...still funny

 

[Oystein]

#1 - every child knows the moon is green cheese - duh!

#2 - for the little stundie inside the big stundie: "what nasa astronomers prophesize". Prophets at NASA???

#9 - the good thing is we do not have one counter example, we have 3

#10 - more prophets, now at NWO headquarters. And as Dave Roger's said: That hopeful rhetoric at the end is cute. Top Stundie for me this month!

#12 - not so great, but I sympathize, I have had my share of truthers who don't know the difference between heat and temperature lately...

#13 - ok, that is solid, classic stundie material.

#16 - in a way, that person admits to be the offspring of millions of generations of morons, and nothing but morons, dating back to the invention of sexual reproduction. So yes, a Stundie of perfect pedigree!

#20 - This looks like the output of dumb translation software, but with too many misspelled words. I believe someone did a word by word! Stundied for both content and method

 

[Infoexcavator]

14 does not really say what you claim in the poll it does...

4 Is best with dragon and jesus.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

2 For the concentration of stupid. Nothing else comes close.