Second drug test came back positive, not surprisingly.
I think they should run two separate TdF's. One where each day's top ten finishers are tested, as well as random other cyclists. Cheaters immediately disqualified.
The second, which could maybe be called The Juiced Tour de France (sponsored by Minute Maid, perhaps?) where competitors have no restrictions on what they put into their bodies, be it HGH, BGH (bovine growth hormone), steroids that turn you into King Kong's bigger brother, crack cocaine, heroin, whatever you're willing to put into your body.
Also, I think they should have a parallel xTreme TdF, where you start on leg one on day one, then move onto the succeeding legs as soon as you think you're ready. You want to finish leg one at 3:00 pm, hop a plane to leg two, finish it at 12:30 the next morning, take a five-hour nap, then move onto leg three, it's all up to you. Whoever crosses the finish line in Paris first wins.
Might have to have juiced and un-juiced versions of that one, too.
I think they should run two separate TdF's. One where each day's top ten finishers are tested, as well as random other cyclists. Cheaters immediately disqualified.
The second, which could maybe be called The Juiced Tour de France (sponsored by Minute Maid, perhaps?) where competitors have no restrictions on what they put into their bodies, be it HGH, BGH (bovine growth hormone), steroids that turn you into King Kong's bigger brother, crack cocaine, heroin, whatever you're willing to put into your body.
Also, I think they should have a parallel xTreme TdF, where you start on leg one on day one, then move onto the succeeding legs as soon as you think you're ready. You want to finish leg one at 3:00 pm, hop a plane to leg two, finish it at 12:30 the next morning, take a five-hour nap, then move onto leg three, it's all up to you. Whoever crosses the finish line in Paris first wins.
Might have to have juiced and un-juiced versions of that one, too.
