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i see a picture of the sun with what may be a contrail or may be a hair on the lens in it
 
defaultdotxbe said:
i see a picture of the sun with what may be a contrail or may be a hair on the lens in it
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What I don't understand is why the sun didn't completly wash out the contrail. And why people on CT sites find this pic facinating.
 
possibly because the sun is reflecting off the contrail causing it to be nearly as bright as the sun, or it could be that this isnt the original framing, and the actual picture was zoomed out a bit more

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notice in this pic clouds near the sun arent washed out either, and in fact appear much brighter than clouds farther away from the sun
 
defaultdotxbe said:
they arent all keeping quiet

http://www.rbnlive.com/mechanic.html#email

he found some extra hoses in the toilet apparently :D
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Oh God! Good find man. Comic genius. I dont make it a point to make fun of paranoid schizophrenics, but damn. I hope this guy isnt really a mechanic, but if he is, I'm sure he gets the crapper tank cards frequently....



I could trace the control wires from the box to the pumps and valves but there were no control circuits coming into the unit. The only wires coming into the unit was a power connection to the aircraft's main power bus.
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Translation: I have no idea what I'm talking about and trying to sound smart, but failing miserably. Maybe thats why I'm working on crappers.

It was a standard looking avionics control box but it had no markings of any kind.
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Thats because most "control boxes" dont have any markings on the front. You have to...gasp...know what the hell it is from experience, or look it up in a maintenance manual.

If you look closely at the wings of a large airplane you will see a set of wires
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Wires? wrong!

about the size of your finger
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wrong!

extending from the trailing edge of the wing surfaces
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almost not wrong!

I discovered that the pipes from this mystery system lead to every 1 out of 3 of these static discharge wicks. These wicks had been "hollowed out" to allow whatever flows through these pipes to be discharged through the fake wicks.
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Hmmm, hollowed out 3/16" wicks which are affixed to a a very solid base which is fastened into surface of the elevators/ailerons/rudder which move indepentantly, wiping out any possible notion of tiny pipes running through to the wicks....What a doofus.

I was called to replace an engine temperature sensor on a plane due to take off in two hours. I finished the job and turned in the paperwork
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As if! Thats a sparkchaser's job. Maybe he meant the crapper tank overflow sensors?

The system had 1 large tank and 2 smaller tanks. It was hard to tell in the cramped compartment, but it looked like the large tank could hold about 50 gallons
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Hmmm, an aircraft mechanic that doesnt know what the engine/cargo fire bottles look like?

When I had a chance to look for this connection under the plane I found it cunningly hidden behind a panel under the panel used to access the waste drain.
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You mean they are pumping in evil chemtrail juice through the potable water fill port? I'm never drinking coffee on a plane again.

I began to trace the piping from the pumps. These pipes lead to a network of small pipes that ended in the trailing edges of the wings and horizontal stabilizers.
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How did he trace this? With xray glasses or did he defuel and sump the wing tanks, pop open the tank plates and climb in for a peek or was he merely looking at hydraulic lines that run along the aft spar?

"Now you know what happens to mechanics who poke around in things they shouldn't. The next time you start working on systems that are no concern of yours you will lose your job! As it is, I'm feeling generous, I believe that you'll be able to go back to work soon." CLICK.
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Translation: In a union shop, you got in somebodys way and it ticked them off so they filed a grievance.

Not the way to work ones self from changing tires and emptying crapper tanks.....

Funny stuff.
 
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Planes spreading chemicals? Are they sure they weren't looking at crop dusters?
 
Cuddles said:
Planes spreading chemicals? Are they sure they weren't looking at crop dusters?
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Ahh, that's the difference between real life and North by Northwest. In the film, there was a conspiracy. Some people have difficulty telling the two apart though.
 
The secret chemical is probably homeopathic in nature and gets diluted in the air to make it stronger. They probably have some crystals and unipolar magnets at the exhausts to increase the effect too. /woo mode off
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/Hans
 
first I would am curios as to what kind of chemical would survive intact from the tank to exhaust be diluted too so many parts per million and still effect what ever it falls on. Assuming it would it have to be inhaled or absorbed through the skin?

second I saw two chem-trails crossing each other a big X in the sky Mulder and Scully were no where to be found shaaaamm on them

and the last time I saw or noticed these chem trails I started to ponderer the structure of the universe. I theorized that it is a large mammalian like cell in a multicellular life form so enormous that we never recognized as such, and if its a life form I wonder would this explain the chaotic and non chaotic nature of things, it was some good stuff I hope to get some more
 
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