Yo! Here be the August Stundie nom thread

If you haven't recorded a CD, then you are not a band and part of some Illuminati world conquest scheme:
http://www.henrymakow.com/medi-whores-go-ape-over.html

Pussy Riot is not a band They have never recorded a CD, never played in a show. In fact, they are a radical communist group, that loves Karl Marx and performs in honor of Che Guevara's birthday. They are a branch of the extremist group "Voina", (the word means war), that is known for many disgusting and even dangerous agit-prop actions since 2002. Here is an article describing their obscene stunts. Now there is strong evidence that they have been supported by agencies from the western elite.
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solzhenitsyn said:
Likely doesn't strictly qualify as a Stundie, but deserves to be derided and mocked, so here it is:



Please note that this was the original post in the thread delightfully named "If you can't speech English you shouldn't vote"

SOURCE: http://www.conservativesforum.com/cgi-bin/conservatives-forum/YaBB.pl?num=1345590010
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You can't make this kind of stupid up.

I love how almost no one on that thread knows the difference between "your" and the contraction "you're."

There should be a rule you come to the US legally you learn English in a period of time or be deported. You come here illegally your deported
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Between grammar and punctuation I believe this guy's time is up.
 
Well here is my first nomination.....really could not believe the stupid here....
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread600562/pg2
No, I do not believe atomic bombs were dropped on Hiroshima or Nagasaki or that anything called a Nuclear Weapon even exists. I'm willing to accept being wrong, but from the evidence, I do not believe any such weapon exists, nor was deployed over either of the cities.
First, they are inhabited today.

Second, both cities have active volcanoes within miles of the cities that just so happened to be erupting during the alleged blasts.

Third, there are scant photographs of the cities before the explosions. If no one knew what they looked like before, one could assume anything could they


Dont think I have ever heard of someone like this before.
 
I have to say this is pretty stupid as well. Apparently Americans were not in wwll....

Now, americans always talk about fighting nazis in World War 2 but if you try to find them actually doing so on a search engine you will not find barely anything about the USA in Germany inbetween 1941-1945 except Omaha and Utah squadrons on the beach in Normandy being the only times i could find records of the USA fighting Germany... not to mention the war in Japan had continued 2 months after the war in Europe. yes I do know of the POW camps in Canada i live near one, Neys Park, where Japanese people were held obviously as Prisoners Of War.

I missed alot so feel free to PM me alot of the Facts I missed, have a good day ATS.



oh yea and the point of this was that they didn't do as much as they say in Europe

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread740788/pg1
 
doobiedoright said:
I have to say this is pretty stupid as well. Apparently Americans were not in wwll....

Now, americans always talk about fighting nazis in World War 2 but if you try to find them actually doing so on a search engine you will not find barely anything about the USA in Germany inbetween 1941-1945 except Omaha and Utah squadrons on the beach in Normandy being the only times i could find records of the USA fighting Germany... not to mention the war in Japan had continued 2 months after the war in Europe. yes I do know of the POW camps in Canada i live near one, Neys Park, where Japanese people were held obviously as Prisoners Of War.

I missed alot so feel free to PM me alot of the Facts I missed, have a good day ATS.



oh yea and the point of this was that they didn't do as much as they say in Europe

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread740788/pg1
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Wow. I really liked this part from the op.

The Soviet Union had 8 million military casualties during world war 2 and 14 million civillian casualties during WW2 with a population of over 186,000,000 total people the USA had 416,000 military deaths with a population of over 131,000,000 total people with only around 1000 civilian deaths...
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Not even sure those numbers are correct but can anyone think why infinitely fewer American civilians died in WWII?
 
Biscuit said:
Not even sure those numbers are correct but can anyone think why infinitely fewer American civilians died in WWII?
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It's obviously Some Commie Plot to make it look like Americanians are pussies, or something!
 
Biscuit said:
You can't make this kind of stupid up.

I love how almost no one on that thread knows the difference between "your" and the contraction "you're."
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You think that's bad? I have people pulling me up on my English all of the time, and I'm English. You'd think that the clue is in the name of my nationality. I speak it like a native.

Biscuit said:
Between grammar and punctuation I believe this guy's time is up.
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Send him back to the old country. A few minutes in the North Sea will have cooled his heels (and everything else) so that he could be put right.
 
Straw Man said:
You think that's bad? I have people pulling me up on my English all of the time, and I'm English. You'd think that the clue is in the name of my nationality. I speak it like a native.
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Yes RP is not a regional accent, so speaking it like a native is no good...

Please note that was a joke, and nobody expects the entire population to suddenly adopt recieved pronounciation. However it does seem like the "speech like a native" guy has never listened to Frys English Delight (and should probably start).
 
OK, we're getting way off-topic here, but this... this... I'm sorry, it's nothing to do with conspiracy theories, and in its way it's almost apologetic in its tone, but for a piece of pure bizarro thinking I think it deserves honourable mention. From the thread where PeaceCrusader is still defending a prophecy that the Third World War would start in July and prevent the London Olympics being held, I found this snippet:

PeaceCrusader said:
Regarding Adolf Hitler, I am not sure about him being eaten by maggots while alive. There seems to be no account of it on the Internet.
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:boggled::boggled::boggled::boggled::boggled::boggled::boggled::boggled:

I mean, WTF???????

Dave
 
And I can't find anything about Stalin being eaten by rats after he died.......

Well that does it clearly The Muppets Take Manhattan was the key to understanding why string theory will lead to much better chocolate cake.
 
uke2se said:
Simon666 starts whining about being nominated again in 3... 2... 1...
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Although I do object to the notion that I am "trying to use the US internment of Japanese-Americans during WWI (and a overinflated mortality rate) to excuse the German murders of concentration camp... ", I have no problem if you are having a laugh at an actual mistake I made.
 
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