Yeti = bear

[mythusmage]

I thought the BigFoot was from Little Ceasars Pizza?

There is small coterie who insist it has to be an order of breadsticks. This in the face of evidence pointing to a pizza. It is my hope that one day the skeptical community will start to treat their refusal to consider matters in a scientific manner as the lunacy it is and accept the fact that BigFoot is indeed a pizza.

 

[SRW]

There is small coterie who insist it has to be an order of breadsticks. This in the face of evidence pointing to a pizza. It is my hope that one day the skeptical community will start to treat their refusal to consider matters in a scientific manner as the lunacy it is and accept the fact that BigFoot is indeed a pizza.

This is absurdity in the highest form, we have pictorial and anecdotal evidence that proves Bigfoot is beer.

 

[arcticpenguin]

Nessie is beer as well.. This could be a trend developing, or it could be substantiation of the long-rumored link between drinking alcohol and sighting rare animals.

 

[WildCat]

There is small coterie who insist it has to be an order of breadsticks. This in the face of evidence pointing to a pizza. It is my hope that one day the skeptical community will start to treat their refusal to consider matters in a scientific manner as the lunacy it is and accept the fact that BigFoot is indeed a pizza.

Nonsense, Little Caesars doesn't make anything resembling pizza, you freakin' woo-woo.

 

[EvilYeti]

Yeti != Bear

Evil = Yeti && Ax = Battler

 

[mythusmage]

This is absurdity in the highest form, we have pictorial and anecdotal evidence that proves Bigfoot is beer.

Wrong. BigFoot is often associated with beer. But, more often, it is associated with sodas. Especially when small children are involved.

Furthermore, I must point out that while BigFoot and beer are taxonomically similar -being for the most part grain based products- there are substantial differences as well. A food versus a drink for instance. (If you have a sufficiently loose definition of 'food' and 'drink' that is.)

Your confusion of BigFoot with beer is due to your long term dependency on the beverage. This dependency addling your mind and confusing your reason. This ad hominem attack being rendered a non-ad hominem attack due to a spurious relevancy to the subject.

 

[mythusmage]

Nonsense, Little Caesars doesn't make anything resembling pizza, you freakin' woo-woo.

Only if you adhere to an overly strict definition of 'pizza'. Under that definition then California Pizza Kitchen, Taco Bell, and Mama Celeste don't produce pizza.

(Actually, I'll give you Mama Celeste. I have yet to try any disk shaped Mama Celeste product that wasn't a hubcap covered with grout and shredded rubber.)

 

[WildCat]

Only if you adhere to an overly strict definition of 'pizza'. Under that definition then California Pizza Kitchen, Taco Bell, and Mama Celeste don't produce pizza.

(Actually, I'll give you Mama Celeste. I have yet to try any disk shaped Mama Celeste product that wasn't a hubcap covered with grout and shredded rubber.)

"California" and "Pizza" should never be used in the same sentence. Same goes for New York, sheesh, it is legal to put cheese on a pizza!

New York "pizza": cardboard w/ sauce and a green pepper ring on it. Substitute zucchini for the pepper ring and you get a California pizza.

No self-respecting Bigfoot would eat such an abomination. A Yeti will, hence the nickname "Abominable Snowman".

At least they put cheese on the Taco Bell pizza.

 

[Pakaran]

No one had bothered to get a translation of yeti until now?

~~ Paul

I once read somewhere that there are lakes all over North America with names that literally mean "water" or "big water" because of the habit of early explorers of pointing at something, and asking the nearest Native what it was.

I think Terry Pratchett has one book where he mentions a mountain named "your finger you moron."

 

[Pakaran]

This is absurdity in the highest form, we have pictorial and anecdotal evidence that proves Bigfoot is beer.

As opposed to the related Big Gulp species, which is a liter wide-mouth bottle of Mountain Dew.

 

[Khonshu]

I think Terry Pratchett has one book where he mentions a mountain named "your finger you moron."

Assuming my tour guide was correct, "Yucatan" is Mayan for "I don't understand what you are saying". The Conquistadors would ask the natives what they called the place, and the Maya would respond "Yucatan".