where is osama?

Mullah Omar, huh? Well I guess that settles it. If you can't trust the word of a reclusive militant guerrilla misogynist religious fanatic dictator, whom can you trust?
 
is geggy back on his "we cant find osama so lets accuse someone easier to catch" thing again?

oh, BTW 351 :)
 
PESHAWAR, Pakistan (Reuters) - Taliban chief Mullah Mohammad Omar has added to the mystery over Osama bin Laden, saying he hasn't seen his ally and fellow fugitive since U.S.-backed forces ousted the Taliban from Afghanistan in late 2001.

So you're trying to make hay over Osama's whereabouts and the source you appear to trust on this issue is a man who uses 9 year old girls as currency?
 
So you're trying to make hay over Osama's whereabouts and the source you appear to trust on this issue is a man who uses 9 year old girls as currency?
How do you fit them into a money clip, or a wallet? :confused:

When my girl was 9, she sure didn't fit into my pocket!

DR
 
I was going to try to come up with a wildly inappropriate one-liner that incorporated this concept and made use of the phrase "legal tender", but I failed. :(

Pedophile gags that incorporate the appropriate level of contempt for the behavior and those who practice it are hard to pull off.

Alternatively, you could point out that Mullah Omar would literally beat his own grandmother to death with a rock for the "crime" of leaving the house without a hat and/or a male escort (a practice grotesquely titled as "honor killing")?
 
On a serious note aside from the snide remarks, it seems your clutching at straws geggy. Would you really take the word of the taliban chief as gospel? Im assuming your a westerner (whatever you may coin that as) so why would you expect anything of truth or respect from him?

Could you at least explain why you see this as something significant? I would say he is probably lying anyway but I have no proof and neither does he offer any except his word - how do you trust that? I certainly would not. Maybe its true? All we can do is speculate.

Why do you think he is alive? Why not dead?

Cheers
 
Mullah Omar, huh? Well I guess that settles it. If you can't trust the word of a reclusive militant guerrilla misogynist religious fanatic dictator, whom can you trust?

I love it. This wins the "Maximum Effect with Minimal Language" award.

TAM:D
 
Mullah Omar, huh? Well I guess that settles it. If you can't trust the word of a reclusive militant guerrilla misogynist religious fanatic dictator who has promised to kill you, whom can you trust?

Mind you, at least WYSIWYG
 
So did this post break geggy's Streak of Wrong? He was going close to 350 consecutive posts, a Cal Ripken-like effort. This one is not really wrong, just unremarkable.

Or should we let the fact that he started a new thread about a completely unremarkable story count as being wrong?
There's nothing wrong with the question per se, but there's a lot wrong with geggy asking it here.

1) He's JAQing off.
2) He's asked the same question several times and should know that we have no idea where Osama is.
3) He isn't just linking to the Reuters article as an interesting tidbit. He believes Omar.
4) He's not here for discussion.
Starting a thread about it doesn't help him either: is this all the ammo he's got? 351.
 
I believe Osama is some where on the planet earth. I do not believe any country in the Middle East has the capabilty for space travel yet.

I wouldn't be surprized if he's working as a cabbie somewhere.
 
PESHAWAR, Pakistan (Reuters) - Taliban chief Mullah Mohammad Omar has added to the mystery over Osama bin Laden, saying he hasn't seen his ally and fellow fugitive since U.S.-backed forces ousted the Taliban from Afghanistan in late 2001.

Where's Osama?

Eric Rudolph, the Olympic Park Bomber, evaded his captors for five years and he ended up being captured not too far from where he was living.

So, if it took that much time to find him and arrest him, imagine how long it could take to find Usama. Pakistan won't let U.S. forces operate inside their country to search for UBL. That could be one of the many reasons why it has been such a difficult task to capture UBL.
 
In a mountain range, the size of California! Any more questions?

ETA: The OP is 351
 
It's true that there have been numerous rumors circulating that he has died since as late as december 2001.

If that were to have been true then there would have been an huge outpouring of extremists praising UBL as a martyr on varioius extremist websites.

No one knows for sure where he is so the only thing we can do is to speculate. He's alway popping up in and out of the public with video/audio tapes when the bush administration needed him the most.

Refer to my previous post in this thread about the location of UBL. UBL does stay aware of current events when he makes a new tape.

It's safe to say that it's beyond fact that osama, the public enemy #1, is too valuable to be captured for the bush admin so they allow him to remain free to keep the so called "war on terror" show running. If they're having such hard time finding osama, how did they come to have easily discovered and captured saddam when he was hiding 6 feet under? It's all politics.

If Usama is ever captured, it will be used much more as a PR victory for Bush. Al Qaeda probably would have someone ready in place to take UBL's spot as their leader if UBL is captured or dies of natural causes. Chances are that UBL has appointed a guard of his to take him out if the U.S. were near his location.

And again, please refer to my previous post about U.S. forces trying to track down UBL.
 
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The leader of the Taliban says he hasn't seen the leader of Al Qaeda since the US invaded Afghanistan after 9/11/01. And there I was thinking they'd be drinking chai together every day since then at outdoor tea shops in Kabul. ;) :D
 
I'm sure Osama is fine. Alex Jones says the secret ruling elite can live forever.

They can live forever...except when they die, you see.

Anyway, they can live forever, using life-extension technology that only Alex knows about. That's why they have openly announced they're going to kill 80% of us. Except only Alex can find these public announcements.

The bad guys tell you everything they're going to do on their SECRET WEBSITES. But only Alex Jones can find these websites. That's how he predicts the future.

But of course almost everyone in the world is too stupid to understand all this. Everyone has been dumbed down except a few angry white guys with IQ's in the mid-80's. They're the only ones in the world who see the secret takeover. It's up on the web, you know.

The Evil ones want to take our guns. They're using vaccines to kill us, but no one has noticed this but Alex. Black helicopters are real. Put on your hats. The government did it. Stop laughing.
 
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So did this post break geggy's Streak of Wrong? He was going close to 350 consecutive posts, a Cal Ripken-like effort. This one is not really wrong, just unremarkable.

Or should we let the fact that he started a new thread about a completely unremarkable story count as being wrong?

The underlying argument that geggy believes his post supports is wrong. That's all I need to declare the streak unbroken.

Meanwhile, why is it that CTer's believe the "pregnant question" is an actual tool of logic? It's a defense attorney's trick - asking the listeners to imagine their own evidence.
 

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