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What will Trump do after the Presidency?

What will Trump do after the Presidency?

  • 25 to life

    Votes: 20 41.7%

  • 18 holes every day

    Votes: 8 16.7%

  • Shack up with a teenage girl

    Votes: 2 4.2%

  • Declare bankruptcy and die in poverty

    Votes: 3 6.3%

  • Return to The Apprentice

    Votes: 2 4.2%

  • Move in next to the Obamas or Clintons and harass them

    Votes: 2 4.2%

  • Move to Mexico

    Votes: 1 2.1%

  • Flee to Planet X

    Votes: 10 20.8%
  • Total voters
    48

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The U.S., a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Unless, of course, he dies in office, but if that doesn't happen, what next?

P.S.: This is a poll, wait for it!

P.P.S.: Dammit, forgot to enable multiple choice. Well, have at it anyway!
 
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I believe he'll melt into a puddle of orange grease. You know the runoff you get from pizza sometimes? That, only less delicious. I wouldn't want to dip any crusts into it, is what I'm saying.
 
I think he'll have no choice but to star in his own reality show which catalogues just how messed up he and his family is (are?). Like The Osbournes.
 
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No valid options, so I voted Planet X.
He'll just keep holding rallies after having been bodily hauled out of the White House. Which will happen regardless of whether he's impeached and convicted, defeated in 2020, or simply runs up against term limits in 2025.
 
Good evening. If he doesn't end up in jail and considering that whoever replaces him will probably pardon him (you know, for the sake of the national best interest ), I suspect Trump TV will come to be. It will make FOX look like a real news network. All conspiracy theories, all the time.
 
it's a good question for whom Trump would still be useful.

Best case: he will do what Giuliani is doing and travel the world, making photo-ops for cash; might even get is name on something.
 
He'll never go away. I predict that, no matter how or when his presidency ends, he will ignore the near-unbroken tradition of former presidents staying quietly in the background. He'll conduct a shadow government where he'll tweet and send out spokespeople constantly to say what he would have done differently, how the person in office is only there due to lies and media bias against him (even if he serves two full terms), and braying about his latest pet conspiracy theory. Imagine it's 2030 and Trump is still watching far-right "news" and claiming there are servers the FOX had shipped to China full of detailed plans to undermine him.

I almost pity Mike Pence. If he inherits the office, he'll want to bring some sort of order and structure back to the federal agencies. Yet Trump will be calling in to some tv or radio show bemoaning the fact the Pence is betraying him.*


*I don't actually pity Mike Pence. He tied his wagon to this particular star and it would only be the tentative beginnings of justice for former president Trump to turn on him.
 
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He has to go away sooner or later, he can't live forever. Unless perhaps he joins the ranks of the undead! The idea of zombie Donald Trump is even more frightening than the living Donald Trump!
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His ramblings might make more sense.
 
President Kellyanne Conway will make him her counsellor.
 
None of the options. He has gotten addicted to the attention, so he will keeo doing rallies and find a way to be on tv so he can lie about the ratings he gets.
 
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