What happens when the mind wanders?

Piscivore said:
Well, just for starters that was meant to flatter the Monkey. :)


Are we getting off topic?

Okay, here's something unique about me: I think the Atomic Bomb has done more for peace in the Western world than any six activists you might name.
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And it might be time for it to bring peace to the middle -eastern one.
 
Piscivore said:
Okay, here's something unique about me: I think the Atomic Bomb has done more for peace in the Western world than any six activists you might name.
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A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a cugh suppressant. The pharmacist hands the man a bottle and sends him on his merry way.

The other pharmacist walks up to the first and asks, "That man asked you for a cough suppressant, and yet you handed him a strong laxative...why?"

The first responded, "Well, look at him. He's terrified to cough now."
 
So, what’s it called when you daydream too much? A dissociative disorder! The most severe is multiple personality syndrome, but there all sorts of weird and interesting others. See link:

http://www.clevelandclinic.org/health/health-info/docs/2800/2819.asp?index=9786&src=newsp

Okay, now on a new topic:

Have you ever fallen asleep while eating a plate of egg-plants and woken up thinking "My god! why do none of these baby seals have eyes!"

Is this joke funny to anyone?
 
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