Warning for ????

[Loki]

Unlike lucianarchy, my psychic powers are both highly accurate, and yet (sadly) also temporally sporadic.

Therefore, I announce (with great regret) that 3 male terrorists will attack a cafe in Israel using 8.7 kilograms of plastic exposives. This attack will result in the death of 4 people, and a further 11 will be wounded. Three of the dead will be women, and the fourth a 9 year old boy.

As stated, however, my powers are not sensitive to the passage of time, so I cannot place a date on this prediction. Nevertheless, it WILL happen. Sorry. I hope that by sharing this amazingly clear perception of the future I am able to encourage people to be be more alert.

That is all. Please go about your business....

 

[Undodog]

Please go about your business

How can we?!

 

[CFLarsen]

Unlike lucianarchy, my psychic powers are both highly accurate, and yet (sadly) also temporally sporadic.

Therefore, I announce (with great regret) that 3 male terrorists will attack a cafe in Israel using 8.7 kilograms of plastic exposives. This attack will result in the death of 4 people, and a further 11 will be wounded. Three of the dead will be women, and the fourth a 9 year old boy.

As stated, however, my powers are not sensitive to the passage of time, so I cannot place a date on this prediction. Nevertheless, it WILL happen. Sorry. I hope that by sharing this amazingly clear perception of the future I am able to encourage people to be be more alert.

That is all. Please go about your business....

No, no, no, NO!

You don't get it. You cannot be precise, when you make predictions! You have to be vague. It's in the Rules of Psychic Tomfoolery. Page 63, bottom.

You can Remote View my copy.

 

[NoZed Avenger]

Re: Re: Warning for ????

You can Remote View my copy.

I have just reported this post for copyright infringement.

 

[Upchurch]

This attack will result in the death of 4 people, and a further 11 will be wounded. Three of the dead will be women, and the fourth a 9 year old boy.

Being male and over the age of 9, I just gotta ask, how badly injured are we talking about here? Flesh wounds or lost limbs? Because, given the prediction, I know I'll live through it, but I need to know in what condition in case I'm one of the 11 wounded.

 

[Ed]

Re: Re: Warning for ????

Being male and over the age of 9, I just gotta ask, how badly injured are we talking about here? Flesh wounds or lost limbs? Because, given the prediction, I know I'll live through it, but I need to know in what condition in case I'm one of the 11 wounded.

Enough for a Purple Heart