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Various basic scientology material

articulett said:
Xenu is sooooo Hot!
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That makes me sad. We are praying for you:



(In case someone wonders, I found the first picture at Wikipedia and this one at macrochan.org. But since I'm not to keen on getting my ass flaked beacuse of the few porn images in "[Negative:Religion:This is what Scientologists actually believe]", I say: Lurk more.)
 
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That last photo is a poor example of CoS woo, as it's the one tenet of their anti-psychiatry stance that carries some weight. In fact, it's the only thing they believe, of any description, that isn't 100% preposterous.

I still sometimes visit forums for people who've had life-changingly horrific reactions to taking or stopping psych drugs, and the Scientologists regularly sniff around. Keeping ordinary folk from throwing in their lot with the CoS isn't hard - even relative dumbasses can see that it's staggering baloney and want no part of it. But keeping them away from CCHR is much harder, because what they say is superficially appealing to many people who've had this experience. It's only when you read on that the nonsense agenda peeps through (psychiatrists are part of an eternal conspiracy to destroy mankind, etc) and by then, some people are too far into it (and too confused from the after-effects of the drugs) to notice. CCHR is the scariest CoS front, for me, because it's the only one that interfaces with reality in any way at all. And it targets the genuinely desperate.
 
http://www.xanga.com/lordxenu

Here. You just saved hundreds of thousands of dollars in high priority Scientology information, written by L. Ron Hubbard himself. Mostly it's in Scientology newspeak instead of English, but the halfway coherent parts sometimes rival the Xenu story. For example, did you know that quadrillions of years ago, body thetans were tortured and brainwashed by evil carnies? Apparently robot monkeys and cars made from elephants were involved.

THE GORILLA GOALS



This same pattern, but given in an amusement park with a

single tunnel, a roller coaster and a Ferris

wheel, was used between about 319 trillion years ago to about 256

trillion trillion years ago, a long span.



The symbol of a Gorilla was always present in the place the

goal was given. Sometimes a large gorilla,

black, was seen elsewhere than the park. A mechanical or a live

gorilla was always seen in the park.



This activity was conducted by the Hoipolloi, a group of

operators in meat body societies. They were

typical carnival people. They let out concessions for these

implant "Amusement Parks." A pink-striped

white shirt with sleeve garters was the uniform of the Hoipolloi.

Such a figure often rode on the roller coaster

cars. Monkeys were also used on the cars. Elephants sometimes

formed part of the equipment.



The Hoipolloi or Gorilla goals were laid in with fantastic

motion. Blasts of raw electricity and explosions

were both used to lay the items in.
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