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Trump's US Threat to Greenland (which belongs to Denmark)

If NATO means more then empty talk. thek let them for a defense force from NATO nations and have it in the air to Greenland ASAP.
Of course that would take some courage, and that seems tobe lacking among NATO leaders.
In fac, the main problem with the opposition to Trump is a lack of intesitnal fortutude.
It was Churchill who said the reason that Courage was such an important virtue is that without it, other virutes often become powerless.
Was that before or after he sent the army in to shoot striking railway workers?
 
And the railway workers got some bullets when he broke up a strike.
Also don't forget the time he sent tanks to support the troops in rhe General Strike.
 
Uri Geller
@theurigeller
President #Trump, I can solve the problem with #Greenland. Adopt my Scottish Lamb Island as your 51st state and use it as a military base! Dock your navy and aircraft there - and if you get into a war with China, I will come to your rescue. Lamb is protected by mystical forces and you will succeed with its power. All Greenlanders can become citizens of Lamb, so Denmark does not need to worry

 
Uri Geller
@theurigeller
President #Trump, I can solve the problem with #Greenland. Adopt my Scottish Lamb Island as your 51st state and use it as a military base! Dock your navy and aircraft there - and if you get into a war with China, I will come to your rescue. Lamb is protected by mystical forces and you will succeed with its power. All Greenlanders can become citizens of Lamb, so Denmark does not need to worry

Pillock.
 
In a strange twist ... one of the Caribbean islands Denmark gave to the US in exchange for the US acknowledging Danish control of Greenland was Little St James.

Sound familiar? 😏
 
Next the Trump regime will be taking over the Heard and McDonald Islands. They never paid their tariffs, and clearly the penguins aren't using them to the full potential.
Lordy, don't nobody tell Trump there's a McDonald Island, he'll think it's the restaurant and try to conquer it immediately.

eta: ninja'd to the joke, darn it.
 

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