Oh, he's being useful to Russia, for sure. But he's an exploitable asset, not an actual agent. Meaning he didn't set out with the clear intention of serving Russia, he's just easily steered that way because he's very, very dim.
I dunno. I think that that thing is entirely plausible. There's two main routes for that, even! First, have you listened to his sycophants lately? Second, no one said that the person that Trump supposedly quoted managed to say that line with a straight face.
Unless you're a MAGA who incited violence or committed a crime while in possession of a firearm on Jan 6. Then, we'll just pardon you. Make American Great Again!
Relying on the stupidity, venality and selfishness of most of America is more than sufficient.
Or the Epstein Files.
Tulsi Gabbard, on the other hand...
"And by that, I mean we're going to investigate your political positions to determine whether to grant you a presidential pardon for committing violent insurrection, or brand you a domestic terrorist for leaving a legally carried firearm in its holster while shooting video on a.public street."
You have a point.
"...he wishes it was printed on softer paper."
The Epstein witch hunt has complicated the farming of adrenochrome
"He didn't call me 'sir', he's not my friend any more."
'I don't know him, I believe he sometimes brought in the coffee'
The clear flaw in the argument then is that Trump would have to be loyal.
