LDE1976
Muse
Fair play to RFK for how quickly he rushes off to find a syringe of marmoset spunk.
Trump's Second Term
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Fair play to RFK for how quickly he rushes off to find a syringe of marmoset spunk.
thaiboxerken
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Final Destination hit the wrong target...
bruto
Penultimate Amazing
I'm reminded of a comment by a real estate agent years ago about a developer in the area. "I'm not saying he's crooked, mind you, but when he dies they'll have to screw him into the ground."
Norman Alexander
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I will give Oz kudos for recognising the situation and and being the first to actually do something vaguely doctor-like, while all the others stood around like stuffed haddocks. Frowns for the younger acolytes doing the "Nothing bad to see here around Trump, turn off the cameras!" thing. Trump, of course, just gawked on and got in the way.
shemp
a flimsy character...perfidious and despised
"Nice pharmaceutical giant ya got there. Be a shame if anything 'appened to it."
Norman Alexander
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LDE1976
Muse
Probably more effective but apparently not kept on the premises as Trump goes into convulsions at the mere mention of rhinos.
Norman Alexander
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I've just realised it was RFK Jr. It will be the juices from a decapitated whale head, tied to the roof of a car and left to rot in the sun.
P.J. Denyer
Penultimate Amazing
Narrator: To his surprise, RFK Jr's signature restaurant chain proved not to be the success he'd anticipated.
Andy_Ross
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Democrats don't care about the law
Ted Cruz: "I think right now the 2 frontrunners for the Democratic nomination in 2028 are AOC and Mamdani. Now, he's not even eligible, but what do they care? Law doesn't mean anything to them. That's where their party is."
Ted Cruz: "I think right now the 2 frontrunners for the Democratic nomination in 2028 are AOC and Mamdani. Now, he's not even eligible, but what do they care? Law doesn't mean anything to them. That's where their party is."
LDE1976
Muse
But only after Heston Blumenthal had sued him for theft of intellectual property.
LDE1976
Muse
Those godless communists, waging another of their holy wars.
Safe-Keeper
My avatar is not a Drumpf hat
Jihadist and extremist? ◊◊◊◊ is getting real.
Seriously, though, love it when they realize certain buzzwords work and they just randomly say them as if they were magical incantations or something.
Seriously, though, love it when they realize certain buzzwords work and they just randomly say them as if they were magical incantations or something.
Andy_Ross
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Donald saved Americans from fighting the tariff wars
Q: “Do you agree that Americans are paying those tariffs?”
Trump: “No, I don't agree. I think that they might be paying something…The Americans are gaining tremendously. They're gaining through national security. Look, I'm ending war because of these tariffs. Americans would have to fight in these wars. ”
Q: “Do you agree that Americans are paying those tariffs?”
Trump: “No, I don't agree. I think that they might be paying something…The Americans are gaining tremendously. They're gaining through national security. Look, I'm ending war because of these tariffs. Americans would have to fight in these wars. ”
Segnosaur
Penultimate Amazing
You know they have plenty of those outhouses/vault toilets in the National parks. Perfect place to dump the ashes. They can even name the park after Trump.
Tero
Philosopher
They are on order. There are gold coasters for the Oval Office but Trump keeps putting them in his pocket. They only last a week.
Tero
Philosopher
There are only going to be taped and edited interviews anymore. I was looking forward to the one where Trump talks, falls asleep for 10 seconds, someone pokes him, and he continues talking about magnets.