Trump's Second Term

[LDE1976]

Trump the Trumparian, Trump the Destructor, Vulgarish Zirconium, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!


The choice is made...

"It just popped into my head"
"What did?"
"Something that never could hurt us, that fat clown you always see at McDonalds"
"Ronald?"
"No, Donald!"

"Don't cross the streams."

"Why?"

"It would be bad."

"I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, bad?"

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."


Oh, sorry. That was the two girls in the Moscow hotel.

 

[Donal]

Double ugg.

They have no original ideas. There was a joke going around when Pope Leo XIV was elected "do you know who else was from Chicago and on a mission from God?"

It's so sad and desperate to debase yourself like this to get attention from such a lowlife. Someone who wouldn't even piss out the flames if you were on fire.

 

[jimbob]

He's a destroying angel. The king of an army of locusts.

Yeah, I guess that checks out.

I mean, he's not wearing sunglasses, doesn't smoke cigarettes so far as I know, I'm pretty sure he doesn't love blues and you can bet your life he's not going to lift a finger to save an orphanage. Losers. But I guess there are other ways to be on a mission from God.

And he loves Illinois Nazis

 

[Blank]

The @Fruitysnacks makes me think someone is sending a hidden message here.. First thing that came to mind was fruitloop, a good adjective to describe the Mangoman

 

[shemp]

Enjoy. Or not.

 

[Wudang]

I’d have guessed the god was Shiva but he had some positive aspects.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

"Don't cross the streams."

"Why?"

"It would be bad."

"I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, bad?"

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."


Oh, sorry. That was the two girls in the Moscow hotel.

"I'm studying the effect of negative reinforcement on the US economy"

"I'll tell you the effect, it's pissing me off!"

"Well, I guess that proves my theory!"


Who ya gonna call?

TrumpBusters!

 

[P.J. Denyer]

And he loves Illinois Nazis

Good people Ol' Boys on both sides.

 

[Hercules Rockefeller]

Enjoy. Or not.

You don't have feel good about the topics he brings up, but you can always enjoy John Oliver.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

You don't have feel good about the topics he brings up, but you can always enjoy John Oliver.

It was quite a shock seeing him in an old episode of The Green Wing given his present career.

 

[SteveAitch]

It was quite a shock seeing him in an old episode of The Green Wing given his present career.

I remember him on Mock the Week, before they turned him into a shop-window mannequin smartened him up.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

I remember him on Mock the Week, before they turned him into a shop-window mannequin smartened him up.

I don't remember that, I wonder if it's on YouTube or anything?

 

[shemp]

You have to stop using that last part just for funsies. Leave people guessing a little you know?

Filthy little scumbag!


You, not him.

 

[Reformed Offlian]

Stupid deranged wanker!


Him, not you.

Hey! I'll have you know I'm a *smart* deranged wanker!

 

[Jack by the hedge]

In the before times I mostly knew John Oliver from The Bugle podcast with Andy Zaltzman. I treasure their reaction to the demise of Bin Laden, inventing a new type of eulogy, the ****-you-logy.

 

[SteveAitch]

I don't remember that, I wonder if it's on YouTube or anything?

Yep, his best bits.

 

[malbui]

I get the sentiment, though. I keep thinking it'd be neat if the Nordics were one country.

It's interesting how that appears from outside. I know there has been a lot of effort to keep national currencies and stuff, and it's impossible for a non-Nordic to appreciate any linguistic subtleties, but I get the impression as a visitor who has been in Denmark and Sweden again recently that there is a kind of de facto integration. Especially if you're passing between Copenhagen and Malmö.

This autumn I'll be visiting Oslo for the first time and am very much looking forward to that.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Yep, his best bits.

Thank you!

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Hey! I'll have you know I'm a *smart* deranged wanker!

Snopes rate this post as mostly true...

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Cos I posted it in the wrong thread...

On the other hand trumps excuse for why the markets crashed crashed on his watch is-:

"No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts, Joe Biden was old. It wasn't my fault. I swear to god!"