Trump's Second Term

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "The pirating has essentially stopped. They know that if anybody even makes a move toward a ship, they get the ultimate treatment. They will go to wherever they want to go, but it's probably not gonna be to heaven."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016934550102737214

 

[Resume]

These people

Trump: We have Ilhan Omar, she gives us lectures on the constitution of the United States. These people, what they've done to rip our country is terrible.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016934420431974478

These people = you know who.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Never mind D-Day, the Bruneval raid was pretty good, they stole a whole radar station.

move over D-Day -- Pete Hegseth says Trump's Venezuela coup was "the most sophisticated raid in world history"

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016933599421866220

 

[Resume]

Lutnick: You are fixing everything with your policies. You have changed America and created the golden age.

Spray painted Home Depot plastic golden age you mean, Nutlick.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Not a cult

Loeffler: "Under your leadership you've ended at least eight wars, okay? But probably the most important and under-reported war that this presidency ended was Joe Biden and the Democrats' war on main street."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016932694920159714

 

[Mojo]

Assistant Attorney General for National Fraud Enforcement.

They're making fraud compulsory?

 

[Andy_Ross]

Not a cult

Kelly Loeffler: "Thanks to your leadership you also helped put the fires out. Your executive order got water to the scene in the earliest days of your presidency."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016932424169468018

 

[Resume]

Not a cult

Loeffler: "Under your leadership you've ended at least eight wars, okay? But probably the most important and under-reported war that this presidency ended was Joe Biden and the Democrats' war on main street."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016932694920159714

Not a cult the s

Kelly Loeffler: "Thanks to your leadership you also helped put the fires out. Your executive order got water to the scene in the earliest days of your presidency."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016932424169468018

There's a thread questioning whether or not Trump believes his lies, but I wonder if these ass-kissers, supplicants and sycophants believe the ◊◊◊◊ they're spouting.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Power grid? We don't need no stinkin' power grid!

"We don't need the grid" -- Trump makes stuff up about major companies building nuclear energy plants right on site because he's allowed them to do it on their own

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016931078850634019

 

[Andy_Ross]

Chris Wright claims "at least hundreds of deaths" would've occurred had Trump not saved coal

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016930505002832282

 

[Andy_Ross]

Gibberish

Trump: "Coal doesn't mind very cold weather, right? You're not allowed to say the word 'coal' with preceding by saying 'clean, beautiful coal.' It's not affected by bad weather. The windmills are are frozen. You know that, right? They don't turn. The windmills aren't turning."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016930101728866614

 

[shemp]

Still on about Macron and drug prices

Trump: "I spoke with Macron. He was not at that time wearing sunglasses. And he said, 'No no, Donald. I will not do this. You're asking me to double drug prices?' I said, 'You have no choice, you have to do it ... if you don't, I'm gonna charge you a 25% tariff on all your wines, champagnes, and everything else.' He said, 'Like I said, I will do it.' That was the end of the conversation."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016920265469423670

see my sig

 

[Andy_Ross]

Somebody ought to look at Chinese wind farms

Trump lies (or is confused, or both): "China does most of everything they're doing with coal. They make the windmills, but they don't have a lot of wind farms. Somebody ought to look at that."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016930320008839628

 

[shemp]

Trump: "Thousands of businesses, plants, equipment, all over the country are being built right now. And they're gonna be opening pretty soon and when they open, you'll see numbers like nobody has ever seen before. The economy is doing amazingly well. I wish the press would report it."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016916664936276328

see my sig

 

[shemp]

8 Wars

Trump: "So this has been I think -- and a lot of people say it -- the most successful year of any administration in American history. We extinguished eights wars."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016915496403079550

see my sig

 

[Andy_Ross]

Healthcare bill?
Which one?

RFK Jr: "Mr President, we're in the process of implementing your great American healthcare bill." (There is no healthcare bill.)

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016925320251613479

 

[shemp]

Trump: "Because of the cold -- extreme cold -- I personally asked President Putin not fire on Kyiv and the cities and towns for a week. He agreed to do that."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016922157700264065

see my sig

 

[Andy_Ross]

No questions

in an unusual twist, Trump wraps up the cabinet meeting but refuses to take questions from reporters

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016934969449291861

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Never mind D-Day, the Bruneval raid was pretty good, they stole a whole radar station.

move over D-Day -- Pete Hegseth says Trump's Venezuela coup was "the most sophisticated raid in world history"

I wonder if there will be a rush to make movies about the Venezuela raid like there was about the Entebbe raid.

I don't really.

 

[Resume]

No questions

in an unusual twist, Trump wraps up the cabinet meeting but refuses to take questions from reporters

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016934969449291861

I wouldn't want to take questions either after that schlockfest. Now, any network that carried that nonsense should fact check all the bull ◊◊◊◊. If there are any with balls left.